
Salty Fish Stutters, He Teases and Cowards [Puishu]
咸鱼小结巴他又撩又怂[穿书]
by Go over the South Wall (越上南墙)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 390k Words
- Chapters
- 116
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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7. 30V, inverted V chapters [28]-[39], if you have read Little Angel, please do not buy it again! "He Doesn't Love Me" is a scumbag novel. Jianshou used all kinds of dirty tricks to tie Zha Gong to her side and carefully tried her best to please him, but the next day Zha Gong held Bai Yueguang's arm for a sweet dinner. The pain was unbearable and he finally committed suicide by cutting his wrists. Chi Ya accidentally traveled through time and became a bastard with the same name. He touched his pocket that was cleaner than his face, and then looked at the rich and handsome scumbag who still shunned him: "..." I understand, what he got is actually a salted fish script of eating and waiting to die, right? From then on, Pond Crow was devoted to Lobster, and was very conciliatory to Zha Gong. In order to get Zha Gong to avoid him, he kept wandering around him every day, just waiting for the white moonlight to fall from the sky, and he would give up his position. But he didn't notice that the eldest brother of the Gu family's eyes gradually changed when he looked at him. * Gu Huaizhang has been celibate for thirty years, scorning the so-called "love" and living his life as a "living king of hell" known to women and children in the upper class circles of City A. ——Until his brother brought the beautiful young man to him. Gu Huaizhang knew that the second child did not love the young man, but the young man liked the second child very much, so much that he tried to seduce him every day. He watched with cold eyes as he secretly sniffed the clothes that Er Er was wearing, watched him secretly rub Er Er's legs under the dining table, and watched him sneak up to the second floor to climb into Er Er's bed in the middle of the night. Just... The clothes were clothes he had worn. The young man under the dining table rubbed his legs by mistake and climbed on the bed... Gu Huaizhang fell silent as he watched the young man crawling onto his bed. I work really hard, but my brain is a bit stupid. He's so stupid and so promiscuous, he probably won't be able to keep his dick down. Gu Huaizhang thought silently with a straight face. ——He has to come. * Zha Gong, who is addicted to sadomasochism scripts and can't extricate himself: I met Bai Yueguang. It's time for the little stutterer to cry and come to the army to accuse me. Hum, I knew he loved me~ Zha Gong: It's been three days. Where's my little bitch who is running away from home but actually loves me to death? Best Friend (Vicissitudes of Life pats shoulder): Bro, the whole world knows that Little Stutterer is your sister-in-law... Zha Gong: "???" #It's fun for a while, it's fun for a while, it's fun for a while! #About the fact that I turned myself into a scumbag and attacked his sister-in-law:) #Don't perish in repression, just pervert in repression - from the elder brother who is no longer repressed #This article is very cruel——Zha Gong said it ★Chi Ya has no real relationship with his younger brother, and he is absolutely pure physically and mentally with his eldest brother 1V1 ★Chi Ya has a slight stutter before and after wearing a book, and it will get better later. ★New year A coward and a prodigal, a level 10 money addict who is proficient in musical instruments, beautiful and stutters Overbearing, indifferent, good looks, disgusting with flowers, feudal family, really fragrant attack Put it in advance~ "I am no longer worthy of this good man [Quick Wear]" Well-known dian master Long Aotian·Dead House·Good-tempered and honest man·Yu Xiaolou has had a dream since he was a child - if a meteorite hits the earth, whoever it can create will be destroyed. As a result, before the meteorite arrived, he was hit by a newspaper's BMW first. The dream-making system caught Yu Xiaolou, a dying man, and asked him to travel through the small world as cannon fodder, sacrifice himself, work hard to die, and practice various kinds of Long Aotian male protagonists to make him tough and grow, and work conscientiously to become a handful of ashes under the protagonist's bright light. Not doing it? Okay, then die (smile). In a nutshell: Encourage death-seeking, welcome death-seeking, long live death-seeking! The pale, thin young man was silent for a moment, then slowly raised his head, with a smile on his lips: "Is there such a good thing?" System: "?" The young man smiled, his gentle and honest temperament fading away from him like a tide, and a morbid excitement flashed in his dark eyes: "I don't want to be this good man for a long time." System: "???" Is this a stepfather? ? ! ! The first world: the arrogant and petite young master x the sinister and forbearing son-in-law Yu Xiaolou looked at the son-in-law who had just been made to stand in front of him and smiled slightly. He strangled the cold man's neck with a belt and said softly: "I heard that you despise me? Hey, the maggots in the gutter are not worthy of carrying my shoes." A blue vein suddenly appeared on the man's forehead, and his gaze cut across his beautiful white ankles like a knife. The second world: a narrow-minded and hypocritical academic master x a hardworking and motivated transfer student Yu Xiaolou gently adjusted his glasses and smiled softly: "Ah, I hate the color of his schoolbag." A group of fans understood instantly and threw the transfer student's schoolbag into the mire. The boy with a sinister expression climbed up from the mire, his sharp eyes piercing the clean and elegant back in the crowd. The third world: the violent and crippled Bate third prince x the Imperial Star Alpha general The hero with outstanding achievements returned from the flowers. The third prince leaned against the building and covered his lips with a smile. His thin white fingertips pointed at the high-spirited young man: "I see that this man is good at controlling horses. Your Majesty, I want him to drive for me." The imperial hero praised by thousands of people was reduced overnight to the humble coachman of the crippled prince. The prince smiled and lay on his back: "Everything I give you should be your glory - my slave, why don't you smile?" The man remained silent, the back of his hand and shoulders holding the riding crop as tight as steel, his heart bleeding with hatred, and the earlobes that were stirred by the prince's breath were quietly dyed red... The fourth life... Fifth... The system said silently: "Host, do you think it's good to be an honest person now?" Yu Xiaolou looked at the narrow golden cage on all sides, touched his ankles that had bruises and marks on them, and his waist and abdomen that were stained by some liquids and lowered his eyes without saying a word. After a while, he raised his eyelids and smiled slightly: "No, I think he is more interesting." 1V1, slice attack Those who let themselves go, go crazy with literature, and are both offensive and receptive are abnormal. These are not normal people. There are be and he in the small world. Maybe there are more be than he, but the ending will definitely be he. The rest is to be determined. Wait, I forgot to say: Don't be afraid, this is actually a sweet article (sure) (smile). Intention: Tomorrow will be better






This article has two particularly big shortcomings! ! ! ! ! ! ! The first one is not married! ! The second is too clear water! ! There is no description of turning on the lamp. It would be too wasteful to describe the sexual tension of such a big boy like Zizhu Gong.
Do you two parents need to repent? . . You two are shameless and angry. . .
I feel like there was something wrong with the royal genes of the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties [dog head] Needless to say, in the Song Dynasty, the first generation of Yanyun had the honor to ascend the throne even if the sixteen states of Yanyun were not returned, and it was impossible to lose all the way and fled south, and even surrendered to the Kingdom of Jin. Brother Tired to Death, Brother Cricket, this good-for-nothing Zhu Qizhen was captured, this good-for-nothing who was captured before, Oedipus, this carpenter who is not lewd but short-lived and loves to dream, poisoned by pill cultivation, sex basket, autistic child who has not been in court for more than 20 years, Viagra, carpenter who wants to become an immortal, Brother Martyrdom [Dog Head] The Qing Dynasty was like a nest of ostriches. They closed the country and only thought about how to suppress the barbarians of the Han people.
I don't understand my parents' feelings about forcing me to meet with them and get permission. . . .
I feel like I'm whitewashing my irresponsible parents... I always feel that it's better to go all the way. I feel sorry for this couple. I don't know if the main text is so cruel... I should have read the main text first before reading the extras. I like this kind of writing, although there seems to be a lot of unexplained things (I can figure it out after reading these few chapters) (cursing at myself)
In fact, I really want to see the extra story about the other pair of deputy CPs, hahaha
They finally kissed in the fifth episode. Congratulations.
Those parents who deserved to die went back to clean themselves up.
I still want to see the couple's daily life
It's a pity that a few chapters are locked and I can't order them all. The author hasn't posted anything for a long time. I look forward to the update.
I haven't seen enough of the extras! ! ! !
It's such a pity that there is no extra episode
The joke is gone before I even see the two of them. Wuwuwuwuwu.
Ah ah ah, I also want to see the Qin brothers
Woo woo woo woo extra Modo Modo
Yaya and Gu Huaizhang live a good life!
呜呜呜呜呜鸦鸦怎么这么快完结了
It's so beautiful, I still want to watch the happy life of Crow Crow and Big Brother! Woohoo!
Hey, when will it be updated?
I'm still not finished, I want to see more young couples getting along with each other
Do you have any other great uncle literature recommendations? I'll take a good bite [Come on]
The author, dad, where is my Shuangqin [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] I rely on this to live ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [crying] [crying] [crying]