Chu He picked up a little fool at the door of his house and was so happy that his wife came to his door to take him away for nothing, so Chu He took him directly back to the Prince's Mansion.
Chu He told the little fool, "Your name is Xie Xiaoliu, you are my wife, and I am your husband. Come on, call me husband."
Xie Xiaoliu:......
The imperial physician who was packing the medicine box at the side said: ... I didn't hear anything. This matter has nothing to do with me.
Guard guarding the door: ... Is it too early to leave now? I don't want to be silenced.
Husband? Xie Xiaoliu thought to himself, I just knocked my head, I am not stupid yet, and I have not lost my memory. You just want to take advantage of me and return the favor to your husband. It's not clear who is the husband and who is the wife. You overestimate yourself too much.
Xie Xiaoliu followed his plan and smiled crazily at Chu He: Wife.
Young married woman? . Chu He's heart melted when he heard that. It didn't matter whether he was called husband or daughter-in-law. Anyway, Xie Xiaoliu was calling him.
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Relying on her status as Xie Xiaoliu's "daughter-in-law", Chu He packed up all Xie Xiaoliu's things in the General's Mansion and brought them back to the Prince's Mansion. From then on, he and Xie Xiaoliu lived as a married couple without shame.
But after Chu He accidentally learned that Xie Xiaoliu had "recovered" his memory, Chu He ran away overnight, fearing Xie Xiaoliu's revenge on him.
Halfway through the journey, he heard that General Xie had fallen in love with the newly promoted No. 1 Scholar Lu Yu. Chu He ate the cold and stiff steamed buns and became more and more angry. "It's only been a few days. Xie Xiaoliu, you have rekindled your old relationship with that boy from the Lu family. Xie Xiaoliu, how can you do this? It takes several years for a widow to remain a widow. You want to find someone else so soon."
The person behind him couldn't help laughing when he heard what he said, "Daughter-in-law, are you cursing me or yourself?"
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Attacking and receiving are both pure, but attacking has Bai Yueguang, but it's all in the past tense. After all, who hasn't made a mistake when they were young.
Intention: Funny