[The next book will open the same series of articles "Snake, Snake, I'm the one who barged in the door"]
Copywriting of this article
As the chief boss in the infinite world of stars, Yunchuan has his own S-level copy.
He is actively preparing every day, looking forward to giving the players a grand funeral.
It's a pity that the players are not doing their best every year. Even the weeds in the dungeon have grown to two meters high. Yunchuan still can't wait for the player's shadow.
[You are all the worst players I have ever seen! ]
The extremely smart Yunchuan decided to think differently, such as starting to attack his own people.
This time, he has stirred up a hornet's nest. The number of complaint letters belonging to him has exceeded 387 in just one month.
"Find something to do, my child, such as playing dungeons with the players." Seeing more and more red dots in the complaint mailbox, the main god of the stars finally had no choice but to take action.
So a few months later, the Lord God's mailbox was once again flooded with complaints from bosses in various dungeons.
……
Later, the lawless chief boss got tired of fighting against the sky and the earth, Long Aotian, and began to adopt a new persona of the weak Vase Canary, and even found himself a thick thigh.
The bosses said: Look, a new enemy has appeared.
In response, Mu Chen said: Thank you for the invitation, I feel good.
Players said: We despise people who rely on their faces to get to the top the most!
Mu Chen: You don't know how terrifying he is...
*
BossA: Oh my god, the boss hit me for no reason, I want to file a complaint against him.
Lord God:[Read]
BossB: Oh my god, the boss went to sea to fight the dungeon, and insisted on dragging me to work overtime, and even randomly changed the world line of my dungeon!
Lord God: "I have read it, I will change it back for you later."
BossC: My God, you are fine now. But when others complain, I also complain.
Lord God: "I have read, is there something wrong with you?"
Staff A: My God, a new plan for the player world system has been made. Please take a look.
Lord God:[Read]
Lord God: "... Delete the complaint function."
*
Life is endless, hope is endless.
Soldiers with courage and mission moved forward step by step with hope, experienced countless tests of life and death, and overcame countless thorns and stubborn rocks.
Finally, with hope and will, they came to the last copy--"Above the Galaxy"
However, the players were completely stumped. It's not that the enemies are too strong, or that the plot is too difficult, but...
Where is the boss? Where did such a big boss go?
Yun Chuan, who had been fishing in troubled waters, coughed twice and awkwardly stepped out from the crowd of players:
"Ahem, I'm sorry. I've been a player for so long that I forgot that I'm still a boss.
Players:...?!
Note:
1. The main god is the father, and Mu Chen is the partner
2. Gong is a growth type and cannot lead others.
3. Shou is the boss, and his outlook on life is different from that of the players. The dungeon is full of relatives and friends.
Advance receipt copywriting
#The extremely possessive and jealous man who looks like a stable person but is actually a boring workaholic always suffers#
[Have you noticed that there are more and more unlimited streaming players recently! ]
[Angry! Can you guys from the first guild give me some face? You have kidnapped eighteen of my new teammates. ]
……
"What a mess. "Jimoan casually cut out the post, picked up his clothes and got ready to go to work.
"This is very popular recently, bro, can you go surfing? Jimo Xin snorted proudly, "I am the president of the best guild in the world!" "
Jimo An sneered and walked out. When he looked up, he saw a small black snake wrapped around the car badge and spitting out its core at him.
The next day, the little black snake poked its head out of the water glass, holding a red wolfberry in its mouth.
On the third day, Jimo An saw a black tail wagging left and right in the document bag.
On the fourth day, as soon as Jimo An entered the office, he saw a long black snake paralyzed on the carpet and eating a money tree.
Sure enough, he was entangled, and he confidently put a yellow talisman on the black snake's head.
"Hungry. "Through the talisman paper with red characters on a yellow background, Jimo An heard a deep voice flow out of the snake's mouth.
"The Taoist lied to me. " Jimo'an picked up the materialist dialectics on his desk without hesitation, and hit Snake's seven inches hard and fast.
……
On the seventh day, Jimo An walked into the elevator carrying a small black snake under the gaze of countless employees.
After blinking frantically for help, the secretary spoke dryly.
"Your pets are so beautiful. "
"…Thanks. "The hint failed, you don't understand me. Jimo An replied dryly, "It's called Bai Erhua. "
"My name is Xuan Bai. "
As soon as he entered the office, his wrist was instantly wrapped tightly by a black snake's tail.
The half-snake man tilted his head, the black scales on the side of his face were alluring and charming.
"Don't expose me, or I'll eat you. "
……
Nth day
Late at night, the dark snake's tail slid over the sleeping person's ankle, and a pair of golden eyes emitted a faint fluorescence in the darkness.
Hiss... The scarlet snake letter poked out from the thin lips, tracing the beautiful lips of the person under him over and over again.
My... Is mine...
The vertical pupils kept shrinking in excitement. Xuan Bai used all his strength to control every muscle in his body, so that the scales could slide over his lover's body docilely without leaving a trace.
"I have to go to work tomorrow. If I can't sleep, I can learn Marxism. " Jimo'an, who was woken up, skillfully stretched out his hand to clamp the man's neck.
"Books only make my neck hurt. Also, I contacted my family and their attitude was not very good. "The man did not retreat but moved forward. Snake letter wrapped around Jimo'an's wrist and gently rubbed it.
"Huh?" Jimo An's consciousness returned instantly, as if a heavy stone was weighing on his heart.
"Our boss asked me what I was doing. "Xuan Bai gently held Jimo An's tiger's mouth, and the sharp long teeth folded back into his mouth.
"What do you think I said?"
"I said I would become a son-in-law, and the boss wanted to punish me by writing a 50,000-word ideological report. "
"Thought report?" Jimo An's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he couldn't react for a while.
"Oh, because of absenteeism. So, you have to compensate me. "Xuan Bai licked his lips and closed the last gap in the curtains.
A sleepless night.
……
The next day, Jimo An, who had dark circles under his eyes, kicked open the door of his house and held down Jimo Xin, who was getting ready to go to school.
"Don't you have some props specifically for beating bosses? Get me some. "
"Ah? "Jimo Xin was confused.
"Hurry up! "Jimo An shook her shoulders violently.
"Brother, I don't dare to be abstract anymore! "Jimo Xin rushed out of the door holding her schoolbag.
Note: 1. A snake outside the human body, worn by an infinite boss. 2. It is still a series of articles about the Lao Yun family, but there are very few linkages between them.
Concept: Love is the flame of life
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Ptsd
What is the result after adjusting the old pocket watch? (Scratching head)
Wow, a man forced me to go for a run, which made me sleepy and even called me names! I don't love Abei for the sake of my sister.
Good lookingO(∩_∩)O
Will Shu Shu inspire Brother Wen and the others so that they will no longer be alone and make a comeback?
Woooooooooooooooo
It is a pity that a generation of generals died on the battlefield at a young age, leaving only his wife wandering without a fixed abode. When the person is gone, his heart is also gone.
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it
Ahhhh, is this the end? ? , I want to see two people meet in the system world! !
Ahhhh! I love this little sweet article ヾ(????)?~
Renew! ! Give me a firm update ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh