Live Broadcast of Fairy Tales to All the Immortals

[The next door "[Feng Shen & Journey to the West] Quiz Game Tried Me as an Unjust NPC" is being updated. Don't miss it if you pass by~] The teacher of the popular mythology course gave Jing Shen a final assignment. Live broadcast to tell fairy tales, gain the attention of 5,000 fans, and avoid failing the exam if the video gets more than 1,000 likes every day. In order to increase the number of fans, she racked her brains every day and used humorous and interesting language to tell fairy tales to the fans in the live broadcast room. A light curtain fell from the center of Master Tongtian's dojo. [Today we will talk about the tragic story of "Feng Shen Yan Yi", the poor leader of Tongtian who lost his plush hair] Tongtian: What do I lose? ? Taoist Duobao: Did I apostatize and enter the West? ? Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit: I am the third member of the Jie Cult, my true form is a phoenix, who can kill me! ? In the moon palace, [Let's talk today. Is Chang'e in "Journey to the West" the Lord of the Moon Palace? Want to dance at the Peach Party? Her official CP is Hou Yi? Chang'e: When did I have sex with Hou Yi? ? Taiyin Star Lord Chang Xi: Am I not the Lord of the Moon Palace? ? ? Jade Rabbit: Strange, wasn't I making medicine in the Moon Palace? Am I going to be a princess? Heavenly Emperor's Dojo, [Today we will talk about the relationship between "Agarwood Saves Mother" and "Erlang Shen Splits the Mountain to Save Mother"] Yaochi: Isn't Haotian a boy of Hongjun like me? When did we have sex? Haotian: When did I have a sister? Yao Ji: Aren't I just a palace maid? So it turns out that I have this kind of relationship with the Emperor of Heaven? Yang Jian: Why are there rumors that I am the nephew of the Emperor of Heaven? And why did my third sister, the Holy Mother, run away and give birth to an idiot? The dojo of the Seventh Princess and the Weaver Girl, [Today we will talk about the relationship between the two stories "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" and "Dong Yong's Seven Fairies"] Seventh Princess: I will go down to earth and fall in love with mortals in the future? Weaver Girl: Should I go down to earth to take a bath? Did someone steal your clothes? And ended up marrying a clothes thief? Mother Lishan's dojo, [Today we will talk about why Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen were able to become immortals in "The Legend of White Snake"] Mother Lishan: Why should the disciple I just recognized be enlightened by the West? Bai Suzhen: As a demon, how could I like rations? Inside Dongting Lake Dragon Palace, [Today let's talk about the story of the Dragon Girl getting married twice in "The Legend of Liu Yi". Was the second marriage good? Dragon King of Dongting Lake: Will my little daughter marry a scumbag? The scumbag still pulls out her horns? Dragon Girl: After I married a domestic violence man for the first time, I actually married a Phoenix man for the second time? … *Demining and Eating Guidelines* [Highlight] 1. The mythological stories in this article are all folk mythological stories and their derived classical literature. Try to use research as much as possible 2. The fairy world of the live broadcast audience is an imaginary parallel world, relying on many backgrounds such as ancient times and mythology, but there are many private settings! 3. OOC warning, mainly based on all the characters involved in mythological stories above, but with a subjective color, including when the heroine tells the story live 4. Leziwen, do not compare or judge with the real world. 5. Decline all forms of writing guidance and discuss the plot reasonably! Highlight 6. There are thousands of good articles in Jinjiang. If this one doesn't work, just change it. If you don't like it, let's give it a try! [Don't pester me, the author has a soft heart, if it goes too far, I will delete the review! 7. I would also like to thank all the little cuties for their love! [Advance receipt of column mythological derivatives] "[Feng Shen & Journey to the West] The quiz game forced me to be the wronged NPC" is also known as "The Confrontation Game Starting from Fengshen". The anti-bone boy has a sentence that he has kept in mind: fighting against the sky and the earth is not as good as fighting against the system, and the fun is endless! "Inventory of Outstanding Women in Chinese History": Fu Hao, Lu Pheasant, Ban Zhao, Deng Sui, Xian Ying, Wu Zhao, they are the shining stars in the long river of history. Their light cannot be blocked and will never be erased! "Hold the Shenhao System and run wild!" : The ancient and powerful system! Use money to defend against enemies! "Random power, attribute is thrown every day", as a middle school student, he gradually has a golden finger with the attribute of being thrown every day. [Complete article derived from similar myths in the column] "Cute Baby Hardcore Liao Zhai": The little baby takes Bai Suzhen to ride the wind and waves in the Liao Zhai world! "The great sage who guided the beginning of the game set off the sutra collection game": Butin didn't listen, and the bastard recited the sutra! Intention: Human beings can conquer heaven