The Loyal Dog Did Not Want to Run Away with the Ball

Wei San is a dead soldier who crawled out of the dead soldier camp. He has no name and no surname. He has no past and no future. His only belief in life is that his master is bigger than the sky. He dared not go west when his master pointed him to the east, he did not dare to set fire to someone when he asked him to do it, he did not dare to set fire to him when he asked him to warm his bed... Huh? It seems like something strange has been mixed in? The loyal dead man put himself on the bed without hesitation. He protected his master during the day and warmed his bed at night. He was called a model worker in the world of dead men. After half a year of this, Wei San looked at his growing belly and fell into deep thought. How should he get rid of this evil bastard without telling his master? . Wei San accepted the task of going to Yangzhou Prefecture to steal secret letters, and finally got permission after pleading. The first thing Wei San did after completing his mission was to find a doctor for himself. Before he could drink the medicine, he saw his master, who should be far away in the capital, breaking in through the door with an evil look on his face. "Let me see what kind of angel dares to pry into my corner!" Wei San, holding the medicine: "??!!" Rumored mistress. Seventy-year-old doctor: "???" Small theater—— On the first day of the Death Soldier's mission, Wei Zheng said nonchalantly: "It's just that there is a missing toy." On the fifth day of the mission, Wei Zheng called the secret guard commander: "It takes so long to go to Yangzhou? Why hasn't a letter been sent back?" Commander of the secret guards: "..." On the tenth day of Death Soldier's mission, Wei Zheng finally received a letter. However, it was not a letter from Death Soldier's family, but a secret letter from the secret guard who secretly protected Death Soldier. Oh, his little dead man was hooking up with other people behind his back! And behave in an intimate manner! Wei Zheng broke the armrests of the chair on the spot. PS: 1. Logic drives the plane and the writing is elementary school chicken 2. Love dog blood 3. Being severely brainwashed by the master Purpose: Learn to love yourself before loving others