Don't Be Stupid, This Classmate

*Qing Leng Shou (late game anchor) & Sao Bao Green Tea Gong (late actor)* In the early and mid-term campus, in the later period in the city, the two handsome guys sprinkled sugar at any time ~ (both were adults when they fell in love) ———— Chi Chi has a cold and distant character due to the misfortune of his native family. On the first day when he transferred to Yuzhong School, he was dubbed by Yu Ge as "the cool handsome man in Thai pants". * Yuge: Chi Chi? Too slow? Chi Chi: It means "Grain Rain will be waiting for you, and spring is not too late". * The two became roommates. Faced with Yu Ge's constant "harassment", Chi Chi's psychological defense was gradually broken. Chi Chi: "Why do you keep staring at me?" Yu Ge: "It seems that I am not so insignificant, my new deskmate." Metaphor "Have we met somewhere before?" Chi - ruthless - Chi: "Fifteen minutes ago, it was our first meeting." Yu Ge: "My deskmate, I'm not talking about today." Chi Chi: "No impression." Seeing this, Wen Quxing complained crazily to his deskmate: "Crazy! Gege, he's crazy!" Yu Ge: "Classmate Chi Chi, Article 52 of the Yuzhong School Rules, can you make an exception for me?" "..." "!!!" "???" * Shocked! An Internet celebrity with millions of fans actually beat up a classmate in the street! #ForwardVideo#] [It is reported that a Chinese-style dancing male Internet celebrity named "Wei Chi" is kept by a mysterious rich man! * Chi Chi had just gained one million followers on Qingshui Short Video APP, but he made the decision to close his account and retire after his first live broadcast. Amid the wails of true fans and the attacks from anti-fans pouring into the live broadcast room, an account with zero fans named "It turns out to be a boy" crazily dominated the screen with Deep Water Torpedo. This fan said: Anchor, for the sake of me and our children, don't retreat! Fans:? ? ? ? ? ? This fan explained: The anchor's amazing dance moves made me pregnant through the screen! Fans:… * When the metaphor is punished and reviewed: Hey, hey. Dear all the domineering leaders, all the handsome or beautiful teachers, all the students who got full marks in every exam, all the lucky uncles and aunties who are the cleaners, all the lovely uncles and aunties in the canteen, good morning to everyone! In this day of crisp autumn air, bright sunshine, singing birds and fragrant flowers, and the revival of all things, I am here to make a review with uneasy, angry, uneasy, sad and sad feelings. Dean of Students: Yuge! Stop reading and come down here! ! ! * Chi Chi: Yuge, are you an idiot? Let those people say that I am your little lover? After losing his horse, Yuge looked aggrieved: Are you afraid that your idol will be unhappy? If that's the case, say sorry to him for me. It's my fault that I secretly developed feelings for you that I shouldn't have. If this bothers you, I will cancel my account immediately, disappear in front of you, and never bother you again. But my feelings for you are no longer under my control. I'd better turn my love for you into a secret love... Chi Chi: Shut up. * "Wait for me after class." "You got lost before get out of class ended." "The ginkgo leaves outside the classroom window fall quietly, as if you left without warning." * Later, when facing Yu Ge, who was "Jiaojiao Didi" but half a head taller than him, Chi Chi had a problem: "Gege, we may have conflicted numbers." Yuge: Are you not 0? Chi Chi: Are you also 1? ? ? Metaphor: The most interesting soul is chosen 1 out of 10,000 ~ Chi Chi:...... * 1. Shou is an art and liberal arts student who switched to science, Gong is the first in grade who failed in Chinese (I will explain why he is still first in grade later), Shou is Gong's Bai Yueguang 2. Most of the live broadcast settings are original and may be different from the three-dimensional version. 3. Gong met Shou once when he was a child and thought he was a girl. 4. Harmony! Civilization! Study hard and make progress every day! Concept: Young people always shine, and the future is promising.