Pre-released article: "Self-cultivation of the First Wife"
This article will be added to v on September 29, 2023. It will be updated with 10,000 words on the same day. Thank you for your support!
Copywriting of this article:
Su Zui, the young ancestor of Xuanmen, once passed through the book and became a has-been figure in the entertainment industry. After that, he suffered from bad luck, debt crisis, and robbed resources. She was so well-off and well-off that she had to live broadcast every day to beg for rewards?
Live broadcast is live broadcast, the little ancestor is quite curious about this new thing.
As a result, the "asking for attention" that the world was drunk with in the book of the twilight of mysticism became "make a wish once, and you will definitely get something!".
Netizen: Queen Su, I hope to win five million in the lottery!
Su Zui: For this destined person, money is a trivial matter. I see that there is a bloody disaster in your face, so I give you this disaster-avoiding talisman.
At first, netizens said: Su Zui, if you are sick, treat it. If it doesn't work, just bring the goods. Even selling garbage bags is fine. You are actually engaging in feudal superstition!
Later, netizens said: Queen Su, please be okay with me! I have been waiting in your live broadcast room for two or three years. Can you let me wish for once?
Why does the promised wish sound so metaphysical?
Not long after, the president of the world's top entertainment company visited Su Zui's wishing live broadcast room and successfully connected: Wife, be good and come home with me.
Netizens:!
The ordinary metaphysical ancestor VS the beautiful and sassy CEO
Note: The whole text is fictional, you must believe in science!
Completed article: "The master of metaphysics disguised himself as cannon fodder A and got married to the heroine" "He got married to his arch-enemy on the first day of his rebirth" "He dressed as a scumbag and bound his ex-wife to the metaphysics APP" "The master of metaphysics disguised himself as scumbag A and got married to the movie queen" "The master of metaphysics said she is my fan" "Give you tenderness"
Advance receipt copy:
Every married woman should not have the naive idea of "I am the only woman my lover loves, loves most, and desires most in this world!~".
You must know that before a person is hung on the wall, there are at least four phantom objects in his life: white moonlight, cinnabar mole, unforgettable first love and the soul mate he meets after marriage.
And you are not any of these four. Even if your lover gives you a similar illusion in marriage, it must be a beautiful misunderstanding or the other party's superb acting skills.
But so what? We are already married and have children, how can we divorce? Live your life as usual, and live it comfortably! As long as you have a house, money and children, does anything else matter?
What? Do you still want a sense of security? Didn't you give that thing to yourself?
After Gu Chen, the "transporter" who was bound to the "First Wife Self-cultivation System", accepted the fact of wearing a book, he decided to do some skin care first, then pick up the cute dumplings to eat a delicious meal, help people with fortune telling and do some valuable good deeds, and then go home to take a beauty sleep.
What is a wife? Woman? Hey, are there any cute dumplings? Are the tickets fragrant? Is there a warm quilt?
*
Ji Zhefeng found that his suspicious, domineering, and stalking wife had changed. Become sociable, have friends, stop clinging to yourself, check your cell phone... The person who is alone at home every day waiting for his wife to come home has become himself?
At a banquet, she saw many big men nodding and bowing respectfully to a woman holding dumplings. Even the wealthy diamond king Laowu, who had been single for ten thousand years, also showed his attentiveness to her. The woman was the wife who stole her cell phone while she was sleeping a month ago!
Only then did she realize: My wife hasn't checked my cell phone for a month!
Danger! Danger! Danger!
That night, the boss of Chizha Mall tore off the strong isolation sticker and put it on softly, "Honey, Tuantuan is so cute, she should have a younger brother and sister so she won't be lonely."
Gu Chen: Humph! Women are really good at making excuses!
Intention: Be born with kind thoughts towards the sun
Reader comments
"Zhou Mengqin" gave the author a big worm~
Zhu Mengqin
It's beautiful. Come back soon!
The new cover is very handsome and rebellious hahahahaha
Seeing me suddenly falling into the Cthulhu element behind me:? …! …
Several symbols express my psychological fluctuations
"Zhou Mengqin" gave the author a big worm~ Zhu Mengqin
It's beautiful. Come back soon!
The new cover is very handsome and rebellious hahahahaha
Seeing me suddenly falling into the Cthulhu element behind me:? …! … Several symbols express my psychological fluctuations