[Please collect the next book "Passing Through the Whistle to the Group's Pet, I Am the True Group's Pet", the copy is at the bottom, and the kindhearted person who collected it wishes you a fortune in 2025~]
Copywriting of this article:
I have become the little puppet emperor in some Machiavellian novel.
In this article, I will be killed by the male protagonist and assistant.
In order to survive, I transferred the male protagonist, chief assistant, and assistant out of the capital and asked him to go to the countryside to provide disaster relief. For this reason, I even sacrificed my trusted generals.
In this way, I will definitely survive.
As a result, the male protagonist and assistant who wanted to kill me in the original work did not kill me after returning to Beijing, but also plotted against me.
And the villain regent, who was supposed to be at odds with me, knelt down and licked the toes of my shoes, begging me to whip him.
Even the Queen Mother, who listens to the government behind the curtain, is actually a cross-dressing boss. She pesters me every day and plays little daddy literature with me.
Not to mention that the male assassin who assassinated me was a mama's boy with an Oedipus complex, and privately called me Aniang...
Crazy!
Abnormal!
No gold miner can dig out so much divine gold!
Why is this different from the original work I saw? !
It turns out that what I wrote was not a Machiavellian novel, but a derivative and beautiful novel. I was the heartthrob male protagonist in the derivative novel.
Haha, I want to die laughing.
In order to achieve my goal, I had to reluctantly thank them for their kindness.
What, you ask me who I like?
But when did I say that I like you?
Reading guide:
1. The copywriting is in the first person and the main text is in the third person.
2. I didn't know how to write before, so I changed it to advance payment. The copywriting is a scam, a false copy, a private background, and elementary school tricks.
3. The writing is not good, there is no plot and logic, no main line or branch line, maybe it is more daily oriented.
4. The red envelope group is mainly for chatting, and there is no drama. The protagonist, Goldfinger, doesn't have much aura, but he is considered a heartthrob?
5. The rest will be added later. I don't know how to write and my ability is limited. I'll try my best to write as well as I can.
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Advance receipt copy:
"Passing through the whistle to the group's favorite, I am the real group's favorite"
As soon as he opened his eyes, Xi Mian walked through the whistle to Tuan Chongwen.
The good news is that he has awakened his spiritual power and entered the system.
The bad news is that he has become the most disliked person in the group's favor.
In the original book, he was an E-class guide. Because of jealousy, he bullied the S-class guide group and offended the sentries. He eventually died in the insect wave.
Xi Mian clenched his fists and decided to stay away from the original plot, work hard to earn money, strive to retire as soon as possible and buy a villa, and never take it lightly.
*
The new little guide is a slender and timid beauty who looks very weak.
Those jewel-like eyes were even more intense, like a little rabbit.
Everyone felt that he would definitely not be able to withstand the contaminated mental power of the sentinels.
Who knew that the weak little guide in their eyes looked at the strangely transformed black snake sentinel in front of him, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and touched his scales, "Don't, don't be afraid, I am your guide."
The originally violent black snake seemed to be comforted and became strangely quiet.
He stretched out his tail, curled up the little guide in his arms, and buried the snake's head into the little guide's neck.
Those golden vertical pupils were full of heat, and the tip of his forked tongue was gently licking the white and tender skin of the little guide's neck.
The closely connected posture is like an intimate lover, and a satisfied purring sound comes from the black snake's snout.
*
Since then, the sentinels of the Star have known that the new E-class guide in the Star Tower has excellent soothing abilities.
Whether it was the leader of the most powerful Black Snake Knights in the interstellar world, the holy son of the shark, or even the second lion-hearted prince of the empire... They were all relieved of abnormal changes under his comfort.
So the E-level guidance room in Star Tower, which was originally empty, had a long queue after a long time, and the number of the little guide was hung up.
Small theater:
After joining the company, Xi Mianrong was named TOP1 by the Star Tower Guide. He did not expect that he, a layman, would be recognized, so he worked hard every day and dreamed of retiring as soon as possible.
It's just that he has been named too many recently, and he is a little overwhelmed. His colleagues are friendly and feed him snacks, look at him with sympathetic eyes and say: "It must be very hard to help those thugs to guide them every day."
Xi Mian: "?"
Xi Mian was stunned. He looked outside the rescue room. He quietly held the number plate and lined up obediently. He also peeked at his canine sentinels from time to time. He thought they were obviously very cute. They would mutate into puppies when they couldn't control their mental strength. Who can refuse to be paid to pet their fur.
So he smiled gently and said, "No, they are all kind and friendly, and they have given me a lot of confidence in my profession."
When his colleagues heard this, they all looked at him with difficulty, as if he was some strange person, making him think that he had said something wrong.
Little did they know that outside the evacuation room, the sentry of the Dogman Mercenary Group had red cheeks and said with his face in his hands, "Mianmian praised me for being kind and friendly."
"Get lost! Mianmian is obviously praising me!"
"Hmph! You are jealous that I once had a spiritual connection with Mianmian."
"What?! How dare you connect with Mianmian's spirit! Die!"
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Purpose: To strive for self-improvement in the face of difficulties
