Don't You Have a Human Wife?

For those who have fully booked, please give me five points~ This article is also known as "Don't Ask, Just Get Out" and "Hey, the Human Wife is Fragrant" 1. Jiang Wantang discovered that her lover of seven years had cheated on her. She was drunk alone in the bar. The next day I learned that Song Huanyu had been in a serious car accident and was being treated in the hospital. Finally out of danger, the doctor said that Song Huanyu had lost her memory. 2. At first, Jiang Wantang thought that Song Huanyu's temperament changed drastically because she hurt her head. Until one day she accidentally saw the ugly tentacles that the other party had no time to hide. The two looked at each other. Song Huanyu's expression changed instantly. Just as she was about to explain, she was interrupted by Jiang Wantang. "You... Like this?" Song Huanyu: "... Ah?" —— Small Theater Late one night, Jiang Wantang woke up and found that Song Huanyu was not around. She walked into the living room and saw Song Huanyu speaking one voice after another. "Stop coveting my wife, go away, you don't have a wife to care about my shit!" "If you look at my wife again, I will gouge out your eyeballs!" "My wife will only love me, a monster. Who do you think you are and you want to steal my wife!" Jiang Wantang: "Sister?" Song Huanyu turned her head, and the angry look on her face was immediately replaced by a smile: "What's wrong, baby?" Jiang Wantang: "What are you doing?" Song Huanyu's face was not red and she was out of breath: "I'm teaching my friends how to chase after their sweetheart." Jiang Wantang, who learned the monster language behind Song Huanyu's back:... Almost believed it. —— 1. Fei Shuangjie, Song Huanyu's brain circuit is different from that of humans 2. The update before v is unstable and will be updated after v. 3. The pseudo-loyal dog Shirokiri and the black tentacle monster and her beautiful wife ＊ Pre-order for the next volume of "Blame My Youth and Ignorance" Copywriting: If I had known that one day she would make a comeback I definitely wouldn't do it while she was still my driver Force her to sign the agreement to exchange her body for money Not to mention duplicity and refusal to admit one's own feelings. ———— 1.. Song Nanzhi is a proud daughter of heaven, noble and proud. Dressed up like a beautiful little peacock all day long, holding her head high and showing off her feathers. Sheng Zhaoyi is her driver, who is down and out. She is usually as taciturn as a mute, and although she looks gorgeous, she has a dull personality. Two people accidentally met while drunk. Song Nanzhi offered compensation, but Sheng Zhaoyi refused. "Then what do you want?" The little peacock puffed up his cheeks and looked unhappy. The woman raised her eyes and looked straight at her without saying a word. In this way, the two began a relationship that was not on the stage. Until Sheng Zhaoyi heard Song Nanzhi and Fa Xiao complain that they were tired of playing and wanted to separate. It rained heavily on the day Sheng Zhaoyi left. The little peacock did not lower his head, and she never looked back. 2. When we met again, Sheng Zhaoyi had become Mr. Sheng. At the banquet, everyone drank and drank. With just one glance, Song Nanzhi saw Sheng Zhaoyi. But she didn't dare to step forward and recognize him. That past was something Sheng Zhaoyi probably didn't want to mention. In the women's bathroom, Sheng Zhaoyi leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette. She tilted her head and looked at Song Nanzhi, whose face was tense: "Why aren't you smiling?" Song Nanzhi:? Sheng Zhaoyi suddenly approached her and said in a cold and low voice: "Didn't you smile happily at others just now?" ———— [Tsundere x Meng Sao] "I don't know how to talk about love, and I don't understand romance, but after mentioning it, I think of you every moment." ———— ———— Highlight demining: Sweet text refers to the relationship between two people, double C, and is essentially a story about the blood of a native dog. The author's logic is poor, the writing is rough, and the plot cannot stand up to scrutiny. If you don't mind, don't read it. Ps: It's been mined, don't call me qaq Purpose: Love yourself first before loving others