*This article is also known as "The materialistic heroine got rich by telling fortunes on a live broadcast using her love brain"
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Copywriting of this article:
The heroine, a scientific researcher who only knows how to calculate "little things" x The male protagonist, who has a doctorate in folklore and only knows how to calculate big things
During the day, Xia Kexin is a Yanergou who is busy doing experiments in the laboratory and borrowing instruments from the institute. At night, she is a master of fortune telling and astrology with two live broadcast accounts.
She was born to tell fortunes, even holding pxx six-yuan pirated alloy six-yao copper coins with free shipping would not affect the accuracy of her fortune-telling.
Of the two metaphysics accounts, one focuses on Eastern metaphysics, looking for things to calculate luck, and the other focuses on Western metaphysics, and specializes in Tarot divination to attract love brains.
That night, Xia Kexin went live on the "Star Divination" account as usual.
[Have Xingxing seen the recent disappearance case? ! Do you want to do the math?
Master, you are my only sister! I found my student card]
[Star, I love you, I'm going ashore and I'm coming back to fulfill my wish.
Sister, you are awesome, you are my god! My boyfriend and I got back together.
When she saw this comment, Xia Kexin patted her head, "Both of us need to coordinate well on emotional issues. Don't rely too much on divination. In fact, there are factors of probability theory in this. How can I put it, we..."
Before he finished speaking, fans bought 520 gifts.
Haha, love brain money is really easy to make.
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For the last order tonight, Xia Kexin and her fans connected to the microphone.
"Master, I'd like to know if there is someone who is destined to me." The man's clear voice came from the mobile phone.
Xia Kexin nodded and said, "Tell me the horoscope backstage."
When she went backstage, she was stunned by the horoscope sent by this guest fan, "Gengchen Bingxu Ding... Isn't this my horoscope?!"
At this time, she had no idea that she was a suspect, and she was dragged into the case from then on.
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When the serial disappearance case dawned, the suspect whom he had once suspected was lying on his desk, sleeping soundly.
The talisman paper on the desk was still beating violently.
Song Yu frowned and stared at the talisman, "I shouldn't completely trust you when investigating a case."
Until Fu Ling entered his dream.
"Brother, I'm really convinced. Didn't I get so excited when I saw your fate? I would react whenever I get close to Xia Kexin's talisman!"
"Don't be so full of suspicions. Lao Song, do you want a wife or not?"
After listening to what Fu Ling Tuomeng said, Song Yu suddenly opened his eyes, and the person in front of him was still sleeping peacefully. He brushed the strands of hair from her forehead.
Looking at the talisman, he asked: "What do you think is the chance of my proposal being successful this year?"
[Metaphysics + suspense + science + cookies divided into four equal parts.
Note (demining):
① sc, he.
②Life and death are important matters, and the male protagonist can only count life and death. Everything is a trivial matter, so the heroine can count everything except life and death.
③This article involves the Eight-Character I Ching Tarot. The author has limited knowledge and may not be rigorous enough.
The knowledge related to talismans and runes is half researched and half compiled, involving the unnatural and unrealistic for fun.
④The variety show part refers to "War of Psychics" and "There is Always a Petal in the Sakon", and most of them are edited by myself.
⑤Because of the consideration of the horoscope of the female protagonist and the male protagonist, some place names have prototypes. The characters have no prototypes.
⑥ For the cover character picture, thank you to @Rouse for the picture.
The first version of the copy was published on 2023.04.17/Modified on 05.15
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Copywriting:
Female protagonist's perspective:
As soon as Fu Qingyun opened his eyes, he was under the red hijab. Fu Qingyun, who almost thought he had been kidnapped again, later realized that he had traveled through time.
Other time-travelers can learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well and travel around the world without fear, and they can seize power in infrastructure and become winners in life.
She is good at mathematics, physics and chemistry, but she is useless as a computer girl in ancient times.
In line with the mentality of taking things as they come, Fu Qingyun decided to live well in this world first.
The cheap husband seems to be a polite and nice guy, but the concubine has no intention of being merciful. The two agreed not to cross the line and become a superficial couple. Days went on as usual.
My husband is good at everything, but it is a pity that he is from the royal family. Today, the Holy Emperor and even the entire royal family hate the time travellers.
Before Fu Qingyun could meet other fellow time travelers and see his fellow travelers bursting into tears, he hid his identity in order to save his life, pretending to be an ancient person and talking about it every day.
But the cheap husband is the Minister of Punishment, and he is very smart. It's not like he hasn't tested her secretly, and used confessions from the Ministry of Justice to trick her from time to time.
Fortunately, Fu Qingyun thinks she is very smart because she can act.
Although the life of pretending to be an ancient person was a bit difficult, it still passed peacefully for a year and a half.
Until one day, she was almost robbed when she went out. She felt guilty and pestered a cheap man who knew kung fu to teach her some self-defense techniques.
"Sir, please teach me a few moves." Fu Yunqing's big eyes flashed, but he was rubbing his hands in his heart: Please show me the power of Chinese Kung Fu.
The husband nodded gently to show his agreement, and then... Then he taught her a set of military boxing.
Fu Yunqing: Don't think that I didn't go to college or have military training.
Male protagonist's perspective:
Inexplicably, he traveled here and lived for two years, and was forced to marry a wife. It was difficult to disobey the emperor's order, so He Heqiu was forced to marry his current wife.
According to the investigation, Madam had a childhood sweetheart with whom she had a very deep relationship when she was young. He Heqiu thought that it was a heinous crime to dare to break up a pair of fateful mandarin ducks.
Fortunately, she is a transparent girl, and the two of them made an agreement and became a superficial couple.
Just as she was doing it, He Heqiu found that there seemed to be something different about her.
It turns out that she also traveled through time.
But why does my wife pretend to be an ancient person in front of me every day?
Fragment[1]
He Heqiu: "I remembered that there is a saying in arithmetic, I wonder if Madam has ever heard of it, odd changes to even and does not change."
Fu Qingyun: "I didn't expect that adults also have understanding in the field of arithmetic. There is a saying in the Book of Changes that 'Yang hexagrams are strange, and Yin hexagrams are even'. Yin and Yang do not blend, so when the odd changes, the even ones remain unchanged. It is really wonderful."
Fragment[2]
He Heqiu: "The scenery of the North is covered in ice for thousands of miles."
Fu Qingyun: "He Heqiu: "The scenery of the northern country is covered in ice for thousands of miles. "
Fu Qingyun: "My lord, are you thinking about winter? Your ancestral home happens to be in Yingzhou, a place in the far north. However, last winter, the north wind was very cool, and the rain and snow were very cold. We've also seen heavy snowfall. "
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