Pre-released articles: "My Whole Family Died in the War, I Became the Founding Empress" and "The Great Qing Dynasty's Shit Slayer"
Copywriting of this article: Tong Yulan became the queen as soon as she time-travelled, but the queen experience card only lasted for one day, so she was Xiao Yiren who time-traveled!
Fortunately, her desperate son Yinzhen was reborn from the apocalypse with a golden finger. As long as he protects his brother and ascends to the throne again, he can extend her life.
Tong Yulan was born with the ability to hear other people's voices. Before time travel, this golden finger was of little use. After time traveling, Tong Yulan felt that this golden finger was tailor-made for her!
Yinzhen returned from the apocalypse and had only two wishes in this life: to save the emperor's mother and to beat up those bastard brothers.
Looking at the arrogant eldest brother, the sensitive second brother, the smiling tiger third brother, and many younger brothers with different personalities but all unpleasant, Yinzhen gave a stiff and weird smile.
[Haha... I'll die for you all.
Brother, friend and brother Gong system warning: the malicious value is about to exceed the standard! If the host wants to continue his life for the Queen, please be kind!
He endured it for the sake of his mother-in-law.
But making him emperor? He would rather go back to the apocalypse and continue killing zombies.
No one wanted to be the emperor, and Kangxi felt that the dragon chair was no longer good.
Kangxi: Baocheng? My son...
Prince: My son is mediocre in intelligence, Emperor Ama, please let the eldest brother do it.
Kangxi: Baoqing, I have always been optimistic about you...
Yinti: Busy going out to sea to find Lao Ba.
Yinsu: I'm on my honeymoon trip with Fujin, please look for Shi Shi.
Yinzhen: Everyone is inappropriate? Then I shouldn't do it either!
Kangxi: Asking is regretful. If I had known this, I would not have raised Gu in the first place.
Tong Yulan hides her merits and fame deeply: At first she just wanted to live a few more days, but in the end she over-persuaded her. The relationship between the children was good, but it was also a Buddha.
——The following is the copywriting of two advance receipts——
"The whole family died in battle, and I became the founding empress": Generals died in hundreds of battles, how many of them could return? All the men of the Kou family sacrificed their lives for the country in the 23rd year of Dayong.
Sha Rong's army approached Yongjing City.
Kou Jingshu stopped the general's nine-year-old nephew, changed into a military uniform, and rushed to the battlefield.
So what about women, they can still support the Kou family and the country of Dayong!
The sword energy spreads across thirty thousand miles, and the light of one sword chills nineteen continents!
In the 25th year of the Great Yong Dynasty, Kou Jingshu led the Kou army to drive Sha Rong out of the pass and regained the lost 89 cities in Xizhong.
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On the day when the master returned to the court, when the emperor was discussing with the ministers how to reward Kou Jingshu, she was actually willing to give up her contribution to saving the country in exchange for her request to enter the court as a woman.
The emperor was overjoyed. Sha Rong was no longer a concern. Dayong no longer needed a general who played a great role, so he readily agreed.
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Years later, when people asked Kou Jingshu why he did that in the first place.
She said: "I, a man of the Kou family, can be shrouded in horse leather, but he must not die because of the calculations of the villain in the court. They need justice, and the 300,000 Kou family soldiers who died in vain also need justice."
"What else?"
"And..." Kou Jingshu smiled, "Also, I, Kou Jingshu, personally took back the country from Sha Rong, why do I need someone else to take that seat for me?"
"If I can take back the country, I can definitely defend it!"
The person who asked was slandering: How can you protect the country? If you remain the empress for a few more years, I'm afraid you will have to plant the flag of the Kou family army wherever there are people...
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In just a few years, the Great Yong Kingdom changed its dynasties, and the Great Kou Dynasty suddenly emerged, with the founding empress-Kou Jingshu.
But what the world doesn't know is that she was originally just an ordinary person in another time and space, and was forced to that position step by step... Everyone saw her strength, but only one person saw her strength.
That day, the army returned victorious, and the people lined the streets to greet them:
She raised her head and held tears in her eyes. He looked through the window and saw the compassion hidden in Guanyin.
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"The Shit Shoveling Officer of the Qing Dynasty": He Yi dressed up as a palace maid of the Qing Dynasty and was responsible for shoveling feces for Concubine Tong. The concubine was in poor health, so she rarely pooped. Her life was easy and safe, but she had a bit of a smell.
Imperial Concubine Tong is a kind-hearted person. The only bad thing is that she only has a few days left to live. That's not possible! The kind-hearted Empress Tong is no longer here, and she might be sent to that place to be trained.
So one day, she plucked up the courage to say: "Mother, there is something wrong with your poop!"
Imperial Concubine Tong: \\\"……\\\"
The hostess handed over the meal plan she made.
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The women in the palace were all waiting to see the queen's funeral. One day passed, and she was fine. A month passed, and she was still alive and well. Half a year passed, and the queen's face turned rosy and she became more beautiful!
I heard that it was all because of a little palace maid, and the palace concubines couldn't sit still...
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Yinzhen escaped from the panic of losing his mother, called her to him, and gave her a rare smile: "You are very good."
He Yi happily accepted the reward and said: "Brother, are you still constipated? I have made a new batch of honey suppositories, just put them in gently..."
Yinzhen blushed and covered her mouth: "Shut up!"
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The fourth elder brother Yinzhen is about to leave the palace to build a mansion. Concubine De plans to send the maids in her palace to Yinzhen to teach him about human affairs, hoping that the son sent out can be controlled by her.
Imperial Concubine Tong saw her son's dilemma and waved her hand directly: "Don't worry, Xiaosi, Concubine De can't get past this palace, so E Niang will give you her meaning. She knows a lot, and she will definitely be able to serve you well!"
He Yi: What do I, a single person, know... Madam, please wake up!
Yinzhen glanced at the shocked heroine: "I'll listen to my mother-in-law."
Motto: Every day deserves to be treated well
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