As the top KPI expert in the Time and Space Administration's ranking all year round, Gu Shi finally accumulated enough points to retire.
In order to integrate into normal society, he found a job as a company employee, and also found a considerate and capable boyfriend. In his free time, he helped the juniors in the bureau solve some problems, and became an ordinary person in his dreams.
Gu Shi is very satisfied with his current life.
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However, not long after the good days, the world suddenly began to change.
A large number of birds crashed into the glass of high-rise buildings, and stray cats and dogs barked inexplicably on the streets.
A large amount of thick and smelly sludge gushes out of the sewer.
The mannequin was seen running wild in the mirror.
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The younger generation asked him to come back as a special consultant. Gu Shi waved his hand and said, "I'm just an ordinary person. I still have a boyfriend at home waiting for me to have dinner."
Junior: "The bureau said they would increase the money."
Gu Shi: Damn it, they gave too much :)
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Until one morning, Gu Shi got out of bed with a sore back and received an encrypted video from his junior.
In the video, those filthy things that were overflowing with evil spirits and making maddening screams exploded into balls of blood mist on the ground one by one under the unhurried footsteps of a man, as if they were bearing some huge force.
Gu Shi zoomed in to take a look.
That was the boyfriend who came home carrying a vegetable basket.
Several vegetable leaves were stained with unknown black mucus.
Gu Shi: "..."
He stood up and turned around to find that his boyfriend had entered the room at some point.
The boyfriend, who was too handsome to look like a human, took him into his arms, rubbed Gu Shi's face affectionately, and said in a low voice, "Honey, what do you want to eat for lunch?"
I try hard every day to learn to be a human being, but I always pretend to be an inhuman attack x I just want to be an ordinary person but a human (?) Born to work hard.
[The copy was saved on 2023.4.19]
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Food guide:
1. It's a work that releases XP, it's slightly grammatical, but it's actually a cookie!
2. Add whatever comes to mind
Intention: Love and Praise