[The new column has opened a pit, don't let this crow head go, qaq]
When Shen Yixuan was eighteen years old, he became a glutton that was different from ordinary people. He went from starving three times a day to one in three weeks - the kind that only eats ghosts to fill your stomach.
As July 15th approaches, a handwritten advertisement appears on the bulletin board of an unknown remote village:
Pay a lot of money to hire hotel sleep testers
It requires courage, regardless of gender, and just spend the night safely.
Shen Yixuan followed the address and came to the door of the hotel, and found that what stood in front of him was... A pile of graves.
In the early morning of the next day, Shen Yixuan woke up from the coffin, as calm as sleeping in his own bed.
The surroundings were dimly lit and eerily quiet. At first, Shen Yixuan touched a hand, and then his eyes met with the extra "woman" beside the grave.
Lou Yi looked like the owner of a magpie's nest occupied by a dove: "Have you slept enough?"
Shen Yixuan answered honestly: "No."
Lou Yi: "How long do you plan to occupy my bed?"
Shen Yixuan's stomach growled twice at an inappropriate time... The ghost in front of him seemed delicious.
He thought deeply: "How about we squeeze in?"
Lou Yi: "..."
Xianyuqiong is more vulnerable than Little Iceman to the x-walking bug and his brain circuit is strangely attacked
Screenshot of the copy on 2023/4/30
[Note]:
1. Shen Yi (wèi) Xuan;
2. Narrative memories;
3. It's not decrypted, maybe not scary, it focuses on falling in love, and the whole article is nonsense;
4. The eating in the article is not really eating. Wuli Xuanxuan's eating scenes are not ugly or cruel at all! (Really!
5. Don't be gay, there is no prototype! Mentioning other titles at the bottom of the article would be disrespectful to both authors. Have fun reading the text and pictures. If you like it, leave it. Thank you very much to every reader for your support. I love you!
6. Click into the column to see the advance and final articles~
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Copywriting of "My Ex's Brother Makes Me Smell So Good":
Yuan Shuang took care of his younger boyfriend for three years, but he didn't expect that he would cuckold him.
On the weekend when I was working to relieve my worries, a customer with a short haircut and extremely wild hair came to the store.
Needless to say, he is so handsome, and he dances wildly on the original aesthetic, and he seems to be ushering in a second spring.
Original sender: "A gray eggplant?"
"No," Zhou Shujing said, "Smoking cigars is harmful to health."
Yuan Sang smiled: "But we are a store that specializes in selling cigars."
Zhou Shujing nodded: "I'm looking for the boss, he is my relative."
... These days, you are looking for trouble and are trying to make friends with each other?
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The contact with Zhou Shujing became closer and closer, and Yuan was sent to the hospital more often.
"My teeth have been uncomfortable since this morning." Yuan Sang pretended to be sick. "Dr. Zhou, please help me."
Zhou Shujing pinched Yuan Suang's cheek and checked his teeth in a formal manner, but the look in Yuan Suang's eyes seemed wrong.
"It's not convenient right now. Come and visit my house tonight."
Later, his ex suddenly regretted it, looked back, and asked for reconciliation at the door of Yuan Sui's house.
But Yuan Sang had long made up his mind not to have anything to do with his ex, not even his ex's mother, father, or brothers and sisters.
However, the first thing his ex said when he saw Zhou Shujing was: "Brother?"
Original gift: Few sets are almost enough! /Lighting up a cigarette in despairjpg.
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Since then, the original boss has been on a business trip, and not only has he not seen anyone, but he has also lost contact with him.
Zhou Shujing bought the earliest flight and chased him all the way to other places.
After finally catching someone, Zhou Shujing's first words were: "Open your mouth."
Yuan Shujing was still in the complicated mood of "the person he likes is his ex's brother", but at this time Zhou Shujing had already taken the lollipop out of his mouth.
"Eat less sugar, it's bad for your teeth." Zhou Shujing kissed him, "Can you stop avoiding me? Former boss."
Yuan Sang closed his eyes and thought to himself: It smells so good.
Cigar shop owner attacked by dental surgeon
Purpose: Eat healthily and live well
