All the Immortals Always Want to Pull Me Down from the Altar

My name is Yin Chenbie, I am the master of the top realm in the sky, the esteemed one among the immortal sects, I have a high position and great power, and I have unlimited glory. However, this is just a superficial phenomenon. In fact, I am trapped on the receiving platform at the top of the mountains. I am struck by lightning every day and eat three times a day on time. It makes me miserable. XXwuwuwu~~~~~ I complained to my senior brother Bai Yueguang: "Senior brother, why should I come out like this? Master is a liar. I can't feel why people are respected by immortals and worshiped by all people. I can only deeply understand that this work is really not something that humans can do!" Senior brother saw my shameless look and couldn't hide his smile, "Little Farewell, you are an immortal, not an ordinary person." "Ah~ Immortals are also human beings~" I curled my lips and stared at my senior brother with tears in my eyes, "I give you this admiration, do you want it?" The senior brother smiled and said nothing, shaking his head like a pendulum. Senior brother is still as gentle as jade and dotes on me as usual, but he doesn't love me wuwu~~~ Senior brother, you are good at everything but you have bad eyesight and poor aesthetics. On the day he became a couple with another woman, I hugged my fish tears and ran all night. My fish was still the best and would never leave me. ———— My young master is bullying me. The heads of the immortal sects are not willing to let me lead the immortal world. They find trouble with me every day and always want to pull me down from the pedestal. I just thought, then you have to use all your strength to pull me down, and then you can be that lightning rod in the world. By then, you will know how much you weigh. At that time, if you want to invite me back again, hey~~~ If you pull me, I won't come back! However, some things can only be enjoyed by thinking about it. My master is still watching from the sky. We can't embarrass his old man. The authority should be established and the matter should be peaceful. So I divided my soul into two parts, one half guarding the altar to receive the gods, and the other half going down the mountain to slay demons and protect the way, show my immortal power, and stop the mouths of those bullshit immortals. Then I met the Demon King, who was a scheming guy and very stubborn. Without saying a word, he abducted me into the devil's palace, granted me great supernatural powers, and even said he loved me affectionately. He used coercion and inducement to seduce me. Who am I? How could I be easily deceived by him? Hey! Don't let any monsters come to you! In addition, I think the Demon King is in awe, because he said that he fell in love with me at first sight during the battle between immortals and demons five hundred years ago. I remember that at that time, I stabbed holes all over his body... Who would have thought that he would not die even then? Life is so tough! It's also my fault. I took advantage of the fish at that time, and my fish were rescued and raised at that time. Later, I was saved by a fish... Intention: eat well, sleep well and have a good bowel movement