This is my first time trying to write a funny article. Don't ask why I don't have any copywriting, because I'm already numb from being blocked all the time.
Pay attention to what you eat and avoid mines:
◎This article is probably a short one.
◎This is purely a joke, not meant to teach anyone bad things!
◎The author's writing style is not very good, so don't have too high hopes! Because he is a noob.
Conception:.