After clearing the game, Hai Jian, who was killing everyone in the infinite game, got a retirement position from the game - an NPC monster kindergarten teacher. However, why did these future big bosses look like they were not very smart when they were young?
Haijian: Come, follow me and say "teacher" (pointing to yourself)
Little Monster: Mom!
Hai Jian: No, it's "Teacher".
Little Monster: Dad!
Hai Jian:......
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Entering the infinite game, others are busy running for their lives, and Hai Jian is busy chasing the "naughty" little kid.
The zombie next door was huddled in the corner, covering his arm that was half eaten by the little monster.
Hai Jian expressionlessly pulled out the half-eaten arm from Zai Zi's mouth, while teaching Xiao Zai Zi: I told you not to eat randomly, what to do if you have diarrhea!
The little monster that was ferocious one second turned into an obedient Zai Zai, lowering his head and rubbing his father's finger: It's not Zai Zai's fault, it's because the food is too fragrant...
Zombie: Listen, is this human speech?
The neighbor's ghost baby proudly showed off: I have chewed the heads of 156 players and bit off the thighs of 178 players!
Little Monster: I have learned 3,000 words and can add and subtract from 1 to 100. I am now studying the "Three Character Classic" and my father said he will teach me English next month.
The ghost baby felt like he was being compared: Dad, I want to learn too!
In the sealed room, the players trembled as they watched the ghosts approaching step by step.
The neighbor's ghost baby father didn't even look at the wary players. He came straight to Hai Jian, grabbed him and dragged him out: "Take that little bastard of yours away!" Get away as far as you want, don't spoil my children!
According to feedback from a large number of players, it is often seen in the game that a young, beautiful and fragile man brings his child into the game, which becomes a beautiful scenery in the game.
Player: This is the first time I see someone dragging his family with him into a death game.
"Father and Son Game" plays Haijian who is getting better and better: There is no way, single-parent family
The player cried: A father's love is speechless and touching. What about the child's mother?
Hai Jian wiped her tears as she entered the play: I am jealous of my beauty and died young. I only hope that I can see each other for a while in my midnight dream!
There was a sigh of silence, and the sickly, charming and enchanting man in the crowd chuckled: I can't believe that you are so affectionate, as you wish.
Hai Jian:?
This article is also known as: My cheap bastard's damn dad is here.
Food guide:
1. Non-biological child
2. The former game boss and now the little monster kindergarten teacher was attacked by a group of alien masters.
Mission: It is the responsibility of both humans and ghosts to protect the future flowers of society.
