
Working Against the System for 365 Days
和系统对着干的365天
by Nanshan Qi (南山见杞)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 49k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
The new article "National First-Level Protected Monster" is in my mind. The copy is bottomed out. Please collect it. Qin Youze × Bai Shu A veteran cadre is cool but a foodie × has a bad temper but is a high-ranking businessman Bai Shu died, and when he woke up again, there was a system in his mind, noisily reminding him to complete the task every day. Bai Shu is used to messing around, but he doesn't like to do tasks step by step, and he likes to fight against the system. The first world: modern, socially fearful genius painter Customer Service 1206: Your first task is to please the villain, and your final task is to become the leading painter. Bai Shu: Please the villain? Impossible, rubbish mission. After beating up the villain, Customer Service 1206: Just wait, I will destroy you right now! System prompt: Agent Bai Shu skipped the intermediate task and completed the final task. 1206 Looked at the mission time: What? Two hours to complete the final task? And broke the record? The second world: modern, idol singers with natural sounds Customer Service 1206: Your ultimate mission is to become a top singer. Bai Shu: Okay. Customer Service 1206: He didn't confront me today? Seeing the female idol of the same company being bullied, Bai Shu went berserk and drew his sword to help, offending the company's senior management and being hidden away. Customer Service 1206: Do you want to piss me off? Or do you want to be destroyed? Bai Shu: It doesn't matter, I'm happy. System prompt: Agent Bai Shu has completed the final mission. 1206 Let's look at the task time: one and a half hours? Another record? ! The third world: the world of orcs, white-skinned, beautiful and loving beasts with brains Customer Service 1206: Your final task is to marry the first warrior of the tribe. Bai Shu: The first warrior is a sea king and will not marry. Customer Service 1206: You will feel uncomfortable if you don't confront me for a day, right? System prompt: Agent Bai Shu has completed the final mission. Customer service 1206: Impossible! How can you complete the final mission if you don't marry the first warrior of the tribe? System: He married the first warrior of the tribe next door. Bai Shu: Think about it, why can the task be completed by going against you? Customer service 1206:…… The fourth world: modern superheroes, Muggles born into superhero families Customer Service 1206: Your ultimate mission is to become a superhero. Bai Shu: The original owner was a Muggle and had no powers. Customer Service 1206: Aren't you awesome? Let me see how you complete the task this time. System prompt: Agent Bai Shu has been completed... Customer Service 1206: Shut up, it's impossible, he can't complete the final mission! Bai Shu: Do you want to know how I did it? Customer service 1206 said: ... I think. Bai Shu: I won't tell you. Customer service 1206 is incompetent and furious. Nth world: Bai Shu: What is the mission this time? Customer Service 1206: I won't tell you. Bai Shu: Okay, then I'll screw it up and live for hundreds of years, that's enough. System prompt: Agent Bai Shu has completed the final mission. Customer service 1206:…… Attack and Shou Small Theater: some world Bai Shu was furious: How many times have I told you, I can handle it myself, you don't need to take such a big risk to help me! Qin Youze said calmly: Yesterday, I passed a roast duck restaurant. There were many people queuing up. How about we go and eat? Bai Shu: Let me tell you something serious. What do you mean by roast duck? ? ? Qin Youze: Let's go eat, okay? Bai Shu's anger was miraculously extinguished: Okay. Some world: Qin Youze, who turned into a giant dragon, threw a piece of meat at Bai Shu's feet: I'm hungry, let's roast it and eat it, okay? Bai Shu looked at the meat that was as big as a mountain and came from an unknown creature in front of him: he's crazy! How to bake it when it's so big! Qin Youze blinked his eyes as big as a villa in grievance: You don't love me anymore. Bai Shu: Urgent, urgent, I'd like to ask, what should you do if a dragon the size of a 20-story building is acting coquettishly with you? Food guide: 1. The non-slicing attack is Qin Youze from beginning to end; 2. One of the worlds is abo. Bai Shu felt that he had never experienced the feeling of giving birth to a child, so he gave birth to a child with Qin Youze. Be careful to avoid lightning; ———————————————————————— Copywriting of "National First-Level Protected Monster": Yunque×Li Lanzhou National first-level protected monster attack × timidity has no human experience The ecology has deteriorated these days, and even monsters have been listed as endangered. Li Lanzhou, an ordinary human being, was originally a practicing veterinarian. He passed by Chongzhilin Animal Hospital and went for an interview with the idea of giving it a try. He was rejected outright during the interview and was killed by a monster that broke into the human world. When he came back from the dead and opened his eyes again, his world view had changed. There was not a single living person in the entire Chongzhilin Animal Hospital! They are all monsters! And they are all endangered monsters! A man in a suit and glasses appeared out of thin air, almost frightening the newly resurrected Li Lanzhou to death. Man in suit: Yunque is a national first-level protected monster. Now that you have a quarter of his demon elixir in your body, you will also protect monsters from now on. Li Lanzhou was confused: Is it okay to not be a monster? Man in suit: No! You still have to fight monsters. Li Lanzhou was about to cry but had no tears: Is it okay not to fight monsters? Man in suit: No! Poor Li Lanzhou is as timid as a mouse, and is forced to start fighting monsters and leveling up. He cries while finishing his blows, and has to ensure that he is not injured, otherwise he will be imprisoned by the Non-Human Administration Bureau. Later, he learned that non-human beings who hold the national non-human physician qualification certificate do not need to fight monsters. Li Lanzhou decided to take the exam. However, this certificate made the entire Chongzhilin Animal Hospital jump into chaos... Small theater 1: Li Lanzhou: What kind of monster is Yunque? Luo Shanjun: He, just a string. The appearance of a Chinese pastoral dog appeared in Li Lanzhou's mind: cute. Yunque showed his true form and looked at the giant creature lingering in the sky. Li Lanzhou: Didn't you say that Yunque is Chuan Chuan? Luo Shanjun: Yes, the combination of Qinglong and Soaring Snake. Li Lanzhou:...... Small theater 2: Si Chuan: Did you know that snakes have two whips? Li Lanzhou: I know. Si Chuan: Did you know that dragons also have two whips? Li Lanzhou: Um... I don't know. Si Chuan: Did you know that Yunque is a hybrid of dragon and snake? Li Lanzhou blushes Mission: To survive in a world full of challenges