I am a professional liar, nine out of ten sentences are false, and none of my identities are true.
But I have a lot of friends with different personalities who just like me. After being influenced, I considered quitting.
Later I found out that it was more fun to be a villain and destroy the world. It would be more fun if I wanted them to team up to stop me.
Take stock of the supreme friends list:
Me: Friend A, a dubbing guy who is proficient in eighteen languages, a literary and artistic young man, Bald Brother has a strong sense of self-dedication, and he must have good looks and good character. The personality is also very suitable for making friends. In addition, I have another friend B, who is 10 times more wicked than me. When he was in another world, he was my personal little cotton-padded jacket.
Friend A: ... I am willing to clean up crime and eliminate evil for my best friend.
Friend B: Huh? The leader of a Class A criminal gang has the nerve to say such a thing? Speaking of which, I'm not your friend. The only friends I consider are Odasaku and Ango!
Me: I also have friend C, mainly because he has such a good figure, Sihasha. I expect unspeakable events to occur this month.
Friend A: Hisoka?
Me: You know this!
Friend A: I just told him that as long as he promises me not to see you for a month, I will fight him head-on.
Me: Don't be like this. In fact, my true love is Brother Lu.
Friend D: ... Yeah.
Me: The reason is that only Brother Lu can deal with Osamu Dazai. I'm so touched.
Friend B: I'm warning you, you made me angry, and the annoying Ayanokouji, you are the people I hate the most*2
Me: Childish, only children talk about who they hate.
Friend D: I hate Osamu Dazai too.
Me:……
Information that can be disclosed at present: ABCD all have feelings for me that go beyond friendship. And I know this very well.
Me: By the way, I have many younger brothers, one of whom is named Yilmey.
Concept: Human nature is the least able to withstand scrutiny