The Underworld Is Empty, the King of Hell Is Teaching

Daily update "Do straight men also want to be husbands?" Marrying the silly son of a landlord (husband + farming + food + straight men wearing books + time travel + rebirth attack + parents' filial piety + daily life) After Xue Changyi, the King of Hell in the Tenth Palace, "retired", he came to the Jixia Academy in the parallel world - Difu No. 1 Middle School and became a substitute class teacher. Xue Changyi is good at burning livers with fire, peeling skin and cramping, and seducing souls. He has killed people, beheaded people, and been imprisoned, but... He has never been a teacher. Class 9 of Underworld No. 1 Middle School, the legendary experimental class. Squad leader Ying Zheng and study committee member Zhuge Liang stabbed Lu Bu. Liu Bei from the next class goes to class every day to sell straw sandals; Li Bai, the poet, carries a wine flask and a long sword to class every day; and the tyrant Yang Guang, who is a classmate, and his beloved father Yang Jian, please parents not to be too inconvenient from now on... Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty, who had not handed in his homework, said: "I am the Nine-Fifth Emperor, the True Dragon Emperor, do you still want to defeat me?" Xue Changyi, the substitute head teacher, blinked: "You don't have to do it." Yang Guang sneered. Xue Changyi thought for a moment and took out the magic whip: "Spanking is not impossible." Yang Guang: "..." One day, in addition to selling straw sandals, Liu Bei also expanded into a new business - selling best-selling novels! Underworld R1800+ classification, annual sales top 1! For 200 consecutive years, it has topped the sales charts! Highly recommended by the poet Li Taibai, a mysterious and forbidden love affair! ——"The Cold King of Hell Runs with the Ball" @All students of Class 9 Notice: 1. Homework: Composition "My Dad" (no less than 800 words) 2. Weekend extracurricular practice: rice transplanting (all students need to participate, no leave allowed) 3. Important: It is prohibited to bring controlled weapons into the academy! (Such as Fang Tian's painted halberd) #Jixiaxuegong·Difu No.1 Middle School Forum·Communication Area# [Vote] Jixia Academy's 1st School Elf Selection! Hot in progress... HOT~~ 1. Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng 2. Liu Che, Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty 3. Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty … #New teachers don't spank, only spank# # Teacher is prettier than Daji in our village# # Sexy Hell, teach online# #, specializing in treating poor students# #This class of students is really difficult to lead# Elegance and beauty·Specialized in treating people who are not convinced by the King of Hell and receive X Appearance is indifferent·actually love brain crazy Han Gong] ＊ "Hongqiuqiu's Alchemy Workshop" is updated daily (Healing system·Hongqiuqiu Alchemist was attacked by x Yin and Dampness system·Loyal Dog Evil Dragon Master and servant cp) Once he traveled through time, other people would either dress up as heroes, princes, or even worse, villain wizards, but Link turned into a soft, round, red, and sweet--Hongqiuqiu! Prince A, who is ready to go on an adventure: Where can I fight the evil Hong Qiuqiu? Junior Brave B: The equipment needs to be upgraded. How to brush a large number of red hills? Witch of the Wild C: The crucible is about to go out. Where can I find red hills for fuel? Link:...... In order not to be turned into upgrade materials, Link decided to keep a low profile and survive in the cracks. The Hongqiuqiu Alchemy Workshop opened! Weeds and roses can be combined into the [Brave Green Hat Suit] Dew and glass can be used to synthesize [Charming Perfume] Flour and honey can be used to synthesize [Sweet Trap] The dragon's tears and the witch's apple can be combined into the forbidden fruit of love. The brave cuckold suit here is cheap and sturdy, and comes with a rebirth skill. The brave warriors who come here are lined up in a long queue outside the door. Link synthesized twenty sets of brave suits today, and there were simply not enough roses. He looked at the weeds in the flowerbed at the door that he had not had time to clean up, and a few stubborn sweet flowers. Wild grass and sweet flowers are combined... Sweet and Sour Pork Since then, Hongqiuqiu Alchemy Workshop has also developed a side business - a canteen. Today's specials: Armored snail powder - defense +++48h, rough skin and thick flesh, using a face shield is not a dream! Speedy Roast Duck - speed +++48h, fast, fast, fast, become the fastest man/woman/brave/wild monster/player! Big Sword Explosive Egg Tart - Attack +++48h, explosive force, golden X will not fall! Supports takeout and delivery within 30 minutes For orders over 100 gold coins, a brave green hat will be given to you! Business is getting better and better, and the workshop has opened a branch. There is a serious shortage of various alchemy materials, so Link decides to go to the Magic Forest to collect them himself. Deep in the forest, in a cave where the legendary dragon lives, Link discovers an ancient and forbidden book. Open it and it says... Things to note when dressing up as a red Qiuqiu: 1 Hong Qiuqiu cannot shed tears, otherwise he will burn out. 2 Hong Qiuqiu cannot be angry, he will self-destruct 3. Red mounds cannot have mouths and will divide and reproduce. Link was puzzled: What is Kou Kou? ? ? * Healing system·Hong Qiuqiu Alchemist was attacked by x Yin and Damp system·Loyal dog evil dragon Master and Servant CP ＊ Mission: Life requires optimism and hard work