After Watching the Commercial for a Hundred Seconds, I Finally Came Back to Life.
看了一百秒广告终于复活了
by If You Don't Have a Screen Name, You're Afraid of Being Trolled (没有网名怕被喷)
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Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Ancient Fantasy
- Hilarious
- Matriarchal World
- Quick Transmigration
- System
Synopsis
I accidentally traveled to a B-game that I had never even heard of. The system said that the storyline is divided into several branches. Different choices lead to different story developments. If you successfully clear a plot, you will get the bonus corresponding to each level. If you clear all the levels, you will get generous bonuses and an additional surprise. "Welcome host" The male voice is deep and magnetic, not mechanical at all. There was a flash of golden light, and a handsome scumbag guy wearing a crisp suit, rimless glasses, and a slicked back hair stretched out his hands to me. Oh my god! This is simply my thing! ! "Host, your dick is so wet it's half a foot high." He paused, "Also, I'm extending my hand to let you choose the plot, not to hold hands." I reluctantly took out my hand with regret. I am still savoring the beautiful man's delicate and smooth hands, and I have no regrets! "Please host to choose the plot: 1. Broken news + 2. Love in the world + 3. Golden prisoner" I stared at the first option and thought repeatedly in my mind, break the news, post the article? ! This is great! This is great! They are all ways to please my sister. I was afraid that the system would see through my thoughts, so I pretended to be careless and casually pointed to the first option. "Number one!" The sweet voice came again, "Okay, host, you have chosen the plot of "Bad News", I wish you a pleasant journey." …. "Master Xiao disobeyed the imperial decree and followed His Majesty's decree to destroy the nine tribes." The firelight flickered, the shadows of swords clashed, and soldiers wearing tassel-colored armor surrounded the leader of the King of Li. In an instant, the originally calm Xiao Mansion was like a frightened fish in the pond, running away in all directions. But it can't escape the hands of the fisherman, and it will eventually become someone else's fish. "My Ruoruo, go ahead, get out of here." I looked at my "father" with whom I had developed a relationship over the past few months, and felt sad in my heart. My father pushed me hard and pushed me to freedom, but I watched him slowly fall into a pool of blood. He smiled so happily, from the bottom of his heart. Just like that day when I first came to this world, he looked at me with such a smile. "Abba" Tears blurred my vision, and my home disappeared forever... "System! System!" "I told you, call me handsome!" I was speechless, "Okay, handsome scumbag." I get angry when I think about the plot, "Why did you choose a story that is so sad and hurtful to my lungs? Isn't it a PO story?" The system was a little surprised, "Does the host not know how to read?" I endured it, thinking that there were still two choices, but I became more and more curious about the remaining two plots. "This time! I choose the third one!" Please, bring me a handsome guy! ! I want a harem, I want the halo of the protagonist! "Host, in the third plot, you are the villain Bai Yueguang who died young." I was a little scared, why did it happen before it even started? I haven't got a beautiful man yet, I bleat. When I opened my eyes this time, I didn't reach the world in the plot. The system actually wants me to watch ads? ! One hundred seconds more? ! Several large words scrolled on the big screen: "If you want to skip ads, please sign up for membership." "Then why didn't I look at it last time?" "Last time it was an exclusive gift for new customers." Forget it, don't you need a membership to watch a TV series? We have money now, it's not a waste! When I looked at the membership fee, it was quite outrageous in real life. Blackmail! The bonus I won in the previous level was not as much as the membership fee. I finally lowered my arrogant head for money. 100S passed….. Damn it, I finally finished watching this 100-second commercial, and I almost memorized the slogan. Hahahaha, the male protagonist and supporting actors, sister, are back with great force. "Sven scum, didn't you say I am Bai Yueguang! Why is he chasing me now!!" "So I need your strategy." How could his sexy thin lips say such cold and heartless words, which broke my host's heart. Purpose: Deliver happiness to everyone in front of your screen~