[Advance collection of sand sculptures of the same type "When Neptune Meets a Straight Man", please collect it~]
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Zong Bai (bai) wore his book and became a bastard living a hundred and eighty miles away from the eighteenth line.
The day he went to the supermarket to grab the specials with the only 559.69 Left in his pocket, a young man came back from his trap.
Originally he wanted to make a little money, but he didn't expect that person to be even poorer than him! !
He still lives in vain, eats and sleeps, and has more leisure time every day than the old man who retired from the park for three years.
Zong Bai couldn't bear it anymore, so he picked up a pillow and threw it at Pei Yansong, who was sitting by the window.
"Aren't you a broker? Where's the money? Where's your money? How can you be so poor??"
Pei Yansong opened his eyes and started talking nonsense: "Because I am extravagant, love vanity, and have mortgage and car loans. I also like to have fun in bars and say that I will pay for all the expenses tonight."
Zong Bai: "...6."
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But Zong Bai found that since he met Pei Yansong, his star road seemed to have broadened inexplicably.
The director who looked down on him before spoke softly to him, the sarcastic boss kindly handed him the book and asked him which one he wanted to choose, and even the usually cold-faced agent seemed to have a little more smile on him? ?
Later, a very popular romance drama came to our door. They were 4v4 on an uninhabited island, with unlimited freedom to form teams. Zong Bai glanced at the introduction, and his eyes immediately lit up.
As a result, on the day when the filming started, Zong Bai pointed at the man off the list with a horrified look on his face. He was so familiar that he could turn everything into ashes.
"Who did you say he was? Say it again?"
The usually steady director was so excited that he couldn't even hold the microphone steady, and his voice shook like he was bungee jumping: "Pei Yansong, started as a venture capitalist, top investor in China, founding partner of YS Capital, shareholder of dozens of listed companies..."
Zong Bai: The world has become magical.
Pei Yansong: Between falling out and watching his wife filming a love story with someone else, he chose to go on stage in person. The island is his anyway, and the room is well soundproofed.
18Th Line×Investor
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"When Aquaman Meets a Straight Man"
Xie Yi, a well-known sea king in x, can fill up the WeChat contacts from a to z without leaving any space.
If a friend gives you a few keywords at random, he can match them accurately.
There is no way, there are too many samples and it is difficult to find them.
But he has been among thousands of grasses, and not a single leaf has touched his body. He can only tease and not fall asleep. He just likes to watch people's ambiguous looks on their heads.
Even so, there are still a steady stream of people rushing to be a fish in his pond, just to have a few words with him occasionally.
Then one day, he received a friend addition notification: I heard that you are good at raising fish? What a coincidence, me too, I want to discuss it with you.
Xie Yi sneered: What a dirty pick-up tactic.
But my fingers were very honest and I typed through my friend: How do you want to discuss it?
The other party sent an address: xxx Aquaculture Base.
Xie Yi:?
Xie Yi took the bus for two hours and walked for half an hour under the 30℃ sun.
He raised his head and stared at the stainless steel sign above his head, thinking that this Neptune rank was really high for him, and it successfully aroused his desire to win.
Then he looked down and saw a handsome man wearing a straw hat and smiling stupidly.
"Here's the Furry carp, that's the channel catfish, and there's also sea cucumber in the pond a little further away."
Shen Xinyue introduced them as he walked, "They are all fish that are difficult to raise, but I raise them quite well."
Then he turned around and said, "Show me the fish you raised."
Xie Yi: "..."
Xie Yi turned around and left with more than 3,000 electronic fish on his mobile phone.
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Later, Shen Xinyue hugged Xie Yi and howled like a ghost: "Can you not support others but only me?"
Xie Yi raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to eat soft rice?"
Shen Xinyue: "No, I want to be your fish."
Xie Yi: "..."
You idiot, if you don't know how to express your feelings, why don't you keep your mouth shut!
Bend straight
Innocent straight man fucks × hot-tempered beauty fucks
Purpose: A happy life is achieved through hard work
