[Welcome to collect and pre-collect the copy of "The Idiot Beauty Takes the Initiative to Promise the Queen"]
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Song Ran's friend was treated like a scumbag by a scumbag, and it was natural for the other person to treat him like a scumbag.
Listening to his friend's crying all night, Song Ran became angry and decided to teach him a lesson.
He grabbed his friend's phone, added him as a friend using his trumpet account, and tried his best to finally get the other person to agree.
From then on, Song Ran gained an additional layer of identity, cosplaying with a cute and well-behaved Xiaoshou.
A pitiful little creature that howled for 25 of the 24 hours.
In the morning, he said hello in a low-pitched voice, at night he cried and said he was afraid of the dark, and even if his skin was broken, he would whimper and act coquettishly at the other person, asking him to blow...
After seeing that the other party was paying more and more attention to me, he even took the initiative to request to meet.
Song Ran knew that the time was ripe!
Block people and delete them that night without giving them any chance!
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Everyone in the school knew that Song Ran from the Physical Education Institute and Shen Shanxing from the Business School had been at odds with each other since the beginning of the school year, and even though they were separated by five to five days, they were not able to deal with each other.
So when Song Ran took the initiative to join Shen Shanxing, Shen Shanxing thought that the other party had been taken away.
Especially when he was saying "Brother, it hurts so much and I need to blow it~" just a second ago
The next second they met, they were stared at and said: "Stay away from me!"
He was not interested in playing pranks with Song Ran and deleted his account with one click. Unexpectedly, a few seconds later, the man added him.
The note read: [Brother, do you want to see your legs?]
Shen Shanxing:?
Shen Shanxing, who was hooked again, slowly fell in love with Song Ran's sweet words. He looked at the random people in the stadium and took the initiative to ask for a meeting.
Who knows, the next second, a red exclamation mark suddenly appeared on the phone.
Chen Shanxing (gritting his teeth):......
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Copywriting: [Idiot Beauty x Strong Attack]
Poor body shape/poor skin color/
Shi Jinyi, the most idiotic prince in the Great Zhou Dynasty, hid it from everyone and got into the wedding sedan in place of his sister, got married and went to the grassland to become the princess of Wolf King Qi Xun.
When the emperor found out, he fainted in front of all his ministers. When they woke up, they found that Shi Jinyi had left them a letter. The letter reads——
Father, please take care, I will help everyone bow down to the Wolf King!
Three of the fourteen words were wrong. The emperor was somewhat comforted, but soon his heart began to beat nervously again.
Everyone in the Zhou Dynasty didn't know that Qi Falcon was very cruel. He killed the old Wolf King in just two years and came to power. From top to bottom, the blood is all renewed.
When his idiot son went there, wasn't he giving it to the wolves? !
Not only the emperor felt this way, but also the officials of the Zhou Dynasty were trembling, fearing that the other party would think that they had deceived them and lead troops to attack!
As a result, a year later, no soldiers came, but a letter came.
Father, Zhan Xinjia.
Recently, my son has been particularly greedy for the crystal sorbet from the Royal Dining Room. Can Master Chen send me a copy of the ingredients list? He can't find it.
After receiving the letter, the emperor summoned everyone to work together to explore the secrets inside. As a result, after staying up for three days and three nights, he found nothing, except that his big boy was greedy...
To send such a letter from a thousand miles away, everyone thought it was His Highness's last meal and even wiped their tears.
Until the Qianqiu Festival, the Wolf King came to celebrate with the Ministry of War.
While the envoys were waiting outside, they suddenly heard a noise coming from the tent. When the wind blew, the tent flapped.
The Wolf King, whose shoulders and neck were as broad as mountains and who was said to kill many people, was squatting on the wooden board to put on the shoes for their idiot prince. Not only that, he also heard the prince complain.
"I was told not to touch my feet, but now I can't wear them anymore!"
"No more! Just carry me down."
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In the second month after Qi Xun took office, the declining Zhou Dynasty sent a beauty. It was said that she was beautiful and intelligent.
Qi Xuan was not interested and was even extremely dissatisfied with Zhou Dynasty's approach.
On the wedding night, he walked into the tent with a cold face and a knife in his hand, intending to test the beauty's courage.
Who knows, wait until he lifts the red hijab.
It's actually a man!
The man is beautiful, and his red color is even more beautiful than the Gesang flower.
Under the red hijab, the man fell asleep sitting down. When he heard the noise, he buried his face in the quilt and muttered, "Why haven't you turned off the lights yet? Isn't Qi Xuan here yet?"
This sound is like a cat meowing spring.
Qi Falcon stared at the man's rosy face, his eyes dim.
That's all, let's spare his life for the time being, and we'll talk about it later in the winter.
Intention: Embrace the sun and face a better life