[This is the first book I signed, and there are a lot of immature things. Thank you everyone for pointing it out! The author is working hard to improve...]
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Note: This is a fictional background and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality.
Lu Ming, a college student majoring in tourism management, was unemployed and depressed after graduation. A car accident caused him to travel to an insect planet that had just finished fighting.
The original owner is also named Lu Ming. The difference is that Lu Ming is the only hybrid of Zerg and mermaid on this insect planet. He has the super strong armor of the Zerg and the top-matched superpowers of the mermaid. He is born with double ceilings in mental and combat capabilities. He is a young general and the proud son of heaven. He is the dream love insect of most female insects and the most popular and popular heartthrob on the insect planet.
... Lu, a tour guide on Blue Star who paid 50 yuan a day, was silent.
They are also 22 years old, how come the gap between humans and insects is so big! ?
Lu Ming: I, Cai Cai, can I run away now, is it too late?
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Lu Ming's parents had just died in an interstellar battle. He had made military exploits but was seriously injured and lost his memory. He was ceremoniously welcomed to the Insect Palace by the Insect Emperor.
According to the will of Lu Ming's parents, Lu Ming's lifelong expenses will be reimbursed by the empire. The Insect Emperor promised him to return to the sea and be a carefree fish, and no longer interfere in land war matters.
All the insects present shed tears and reluctantly bid farewell to the hero of the insect star.
Lu Ming: I cried, I was just pretending.
Yay! Finally, I can put my graduation thesis "On How to Scientifically Develop Marine Tourism" into practice! No need to fight, still a lifelong staff member!
Lu Ming was so happy that he immediately decided to make the marine tourism industry bigger and stronger!
The Insect Emperor looked at him with approval and said kindly, "Okay A Ming, now you can fulfill your engagement and marry my seventh prince."
Lu Ming:…………?
Only then did he notice that a military female with silver hair and blue eyes was sitting in the dark, her appearance was stunning, and she had been staring at him for a long time.
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After shelving the engagement, Lu Ming returned to Haiyang to start building the tourism industry.
Zerg expert: With high mental and combat capabilities, you want to engage in tourism? They are simply greedy for life and afraid of death, and do not do their job properly!
Lu Ming: Leave it alone (·^·)
From the deep-sea aquarium to the deep-sea B&B, from self-picking of sea fruits to online adoption of pearls and clams, from attracting investors and engineers to publicizing the entire insect star, Lu Ming worked diligently and personally. Not only did he achieve great success and a fruitful career, he also promoted exchanges between land and sea civilizations, and...
Wait.
He promised not to do his job properly, but why did he accidentally save the insect star! ?
-Small theater-
Lu Ming: The large water bed I ordered from the B&B has arrived. Can Your Highness try it out for me?
Faison: ... How to try?
Lu Ming: Lie on it and see the softness, comfort, and endurance...
Faison: (staring)
Lu Ming: ... I didn't mean that (shy) (pointing fingers)
[A young man with an air bug, a fish, a hybrid hexagonal ceiling, a man who loves peace, humor, and fun
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What does the most primitive Zerg look like?
Bloodthirsty, warlike, lifelong struggle for food and territory, and most importantly -
Don't have feelings.
As a human artist full of emotions, Xiao Han carried out a dimensionality reduction attack on the Zerg!
On the first day of the live broadcast, he wrote about human beings and love.
[Human... What the hell? O. O
[No beards, no beetles? I was blown away when I heard it!
What is love?
He writes about human beings falling in love——
Will you only have children with one person for the rest of your life? The reproductive efficiency is also too low!
[What electric eyes, what mouth to mouth, hand in hand... Confused!
But when Xiao Han actually finished writing the first story, Chong Chong could no longer sit still.
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My heart feels so sour and swollen. Is this human love?
Elegance, really elegance!
[Why don't they kiss, hug, and lift them up! ?
And...
[Wait a minute... It turns out that the feeling I had for my comrades in the past was love! ?
The popularity of the topic skyrocketed that night——
#It turns out that it was normal for me to want to only have sex with that insect! #
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I thought I finally understood the so-called human love, but the anchor's style changed suddenly.
All kinds of weird and complicated love...
The xp brought by various anchors... Oh no, private goods.
Chong Chong simply opens the door to a new world.
Turns out it can still be used as sauce?
Turns out you can still make wine? ? ?
It's too advanced, too complex, and the Chong Chong CPUs are about to burst!
Xiao Han smiled crookedly:
"Human love is more than love. You have a lot to learn."
Later, Xiao Han's novel was called the Bible of Emotions.
Later, Xiao Han was regarded as a god with prophets.
He became famous all the way to the interstellar championship, and the insects couldn't help but ask:
Xiao Shen, how on earth did you understand the emotions so close to Gao Wei! ?
How on earth do you conceive of such a perfect creature as human beings! ?
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When he first crossed over, the original owner was being pushed to the ground and beaten - because he was a military criminal known throughout the interstellar world and had escaped from prison.
Although the original owner was wronged, there was no evidence and the blood bar was almost empty. The helpless artist got up and said one word——
Run! ! ! ! !
After successfully escaping, Xiao Han changed his identity to engage in creation and promote human love.
Until one day, the culprit who sent him to jail suddenly came to his door.
Wanted criminal Xiao: It's over, it's time for BBQ.
The Grand Ombudsman exclaimed: "Then take good care of yourself. Goodbye."
Xiao Han:...?
Another day, Bang Yi in the live broadcast room suddenly sent him a private message, saying that the reason why he gave him so many sports car carnivals was because he once loved a bug. At that time, he was at a loss.
Lu Ming is a good guy, but there are actually insects in this world that can resonate with his soul! So I called him my confidant and became a confidant netizen who talked to me about everything.
One day, the first vest on the list fell off...
They were actually the culprits who sent him to jail!
Xiao Han: ... If you love me, just send me in?
Then Xiao Han also lost his vest——
His "love science" was overturned in one fell swoop, his account was banned from the entire network, and he once again became a desperado wanted by the entire galaxy.
When the crowd surged and the Grand Inspector, covered in blood, stood in front of him against the light, he remembered again the question he had repeatedly asked himself since he came here.
——How to express the love that humans have long been accustomed to to a new and unfamiliar species?
"Writing a Human Love Story among the Zerg"
Purpose: Peace first