If There Is No Explicit Prohibition, Please Turn Off the Microphone.
没有明令禁止请闭麦
by Hamlet's Bottleneck Period (哈姆雷特瓶颈期)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 6k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
System: Warning! Players and operators are prohibited from having too close a relationship! Yu Ying'an: "Oh." (Lowering his head in thought) "But I seem to be an NPC." System:… Yu Ying'an: "So there is no explicit prohibition against turning off the microphone." System:… OK OK. Silence is Cambridge tonight. —————————————————— A new player has recently entered the endless dungeon system. He is pale, thin, and looks sickly. Everyone believed that he could not survive a copy, and they ridiculed him wildly on the forum. But the young man couldn't bear it and had a good face, and half of his ridicules turned into "Tie Tie" Until someone challenges this young man. All the players watched him survive for a day and then quit. The next day, a death message was released in the system space. "When will the system recruit this kind of sick waste?" "That loser is finally dead?!" "What a pity, he looks so good-looking." "So weak, it's normal for him to die." …… When everyone was having a heated discussion, they discovered that Death's name was not that trash at all, but his opponent in this challenge. "... Rookies peck each other, and the weaker one dies. That's normal." The next dungeon, Young Man, is still as bad as usual, but every night, half of the opponents will die. "His power can only be used at night?" "Then let's attack the trash during the day. Using superpowers at night is really rubbish." So in the next dungeon, all the players planned to kill him during the first day, but the system time suddenly turned into night. System: The player has adjusted the time to night in Ying'an Yu Ying'an: Sorry, the setting is wrong. All players:...? ? ? What? Can the system time be adjusted? Later, a player placed a tracking camera in the dungeon, and a new post appeared in the forum at the end of the dungeon: I apologize for everything I said before - [Video] In the video, Yu Ying'an holds a dream catcher in his hand, chants a spell, walks around in front of everyone around him, and then returns to the place where he was hiding. But those players gradually became pale and their bodies gradually became stiff. ——They died in their dreams forever. The comments below the post continue to increase: "..." "True or false? I don't believe it." "Let's do some popular science." "... Is it really just a dream painter?" …… In this regard, Yu Ying'an said: It's true that I am a dream painter, but who said that I can't be a dream photographer before becoming a dream painter. Later, the longer they stayed in the system, the others discovered that something was getting more and more wrong with Yu Ying'an, and they seemed to kill him more ruthlessly. So they reported it to the administrator one after another. As a system administrator, Bai Yinchen said: If there are no explicit regulations, it is not considered a violation. All players: But more and more people are dying QAQ... Bai Yinchen: Survival of the fittest, they are the weak, aren't they? Don't put the blame on my partner. Although he didn't say anything, everyone understood the meaning of that sentence: What does it have to do with my partner if I am beaten to death by myself. Understand, close the microphone, and get out of the way. Yu Ying'an and Bai Yinchen were once again pushed into the limelight by public opinion - was Bai Yinchen being cheated? Didn't it say that you can't fall in love with the administrator? ? ? Yu Ying'an: But no one said that NPCs can't fall in love with administrators. All players: NPC? Administrator? Fall in love? How → He (softly) say ↘ (stress) / How Shuo (there is no typo here! It's really fun to experience the tone) Makes sense, but not much. ———— Lightning protection before reading: 1. The author is a junior high school student and does not update regularly. His writing style may be poor, but heeds his advice. 2. The meeting is different from the copywriting. 3. Purely original. Thanks for the support! Finally, I wish everyone a happy meal! Purpose: Restore dreams and heal the heart.