
Except for the Junior Sisters, Everyone Is a Bitch
师妹之外,全员狗血
by Xiaolu of Chapters and Sentences (章句小炉)
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Sorry, kids, this book has been discontinued for too long. I will continue to update it after the v is solved. I'm really sorry for not living up to everyone's love and expectation. Copywriting of this article: Cute and reckless girl + tsundere and crazy big devil + crematorium for all members! 1. He Shan transformed into a cannon-fodder female supporting character with the same name as her in the fairy novel. Her only role is to serve as the fiancée of the male protagonist and a sacrifice for the female protagonist to achieve enlightenment, burning her ego to promote the development of the plot. And her mission when she returns home is to stop the crazy male lead from turning into a black man. The second male lead, Lanshi, was a mysterious peach tree. He loved the heroine deeply but couldn't. He eventually transformed into a demon and almost destroyed the six realms. In order to prevent Lanshi's abnormal growth, Heshan decided to water it himself. But as I kept raising it, this delicate flower grew longer and more crooked. At first, He Shan scolded him like a pervert every day. Later, He Shan found out that he was really a pervert, and while he was being arrogant, he secretly gave birth to peaches for himself. Later, He Shan said that she could be a pervert, but could she not be tied to the bed? In the end, the clan's immortal clan forced her to sacrifice her body to the sword. The young demon trampled all her blood and bones, and the demonic vines growing from her body bound Heshan's limbs. "Love me or kill them all, you choose." 2. It is said that the devil who destroyed the world was a burned peach tree. As the god of murder in the six realms, he had the appearance of a Bodhisattva and killed people like hemp. He was living in the human world as a punishment from heaven, and his cultivation was unparalleled, but he couldn't find anyone who was willing to support him for ten years. Except for a timid girl. The devil wandered around the world, thinking that he would only live a short life, but he saw with his own eyes that the little girl saved her life in the most tragic way. When the blood soaked his clothes like sea water, the demon who was twitching and tearing away his bones without even blinking was so panicked that he couldn't even lift his hands. ——I stand at the end of hell, exposing all the scars and flesh, to teach you to feel pity in your heart, to teach you to heal me for a long time, to teach you to know that I love you, deafening. ——He Shan, I am your flower. 3. Heshan worked diligently to promote the plot. She thought she would just survive and complete the task, but she gradually discovered that the plot line of the original book was completely messed up. He Shan: I like you... Male protagonist: "There is no need to say more. You and I are childhood sweethearts. I have already chosen the most beautiful twelfth floor in Qizhou as the place where you and I will worship. We will get married tomorrow!" ——On the second day, the Sword Sect mobilized in full force to capture and bring back the culprit who blew up the septic tank below the twelfth floor. Hostess: "Shanshan, senior sister also likes you, let's sleep together tonight." ——That night, He Shan hugged the pillow and was obsessed with Lan Shi's beautiful smile. No one paid attention to the heroine who was practicing sword practice until foaming at the mouth. Jian Zong, who was ashamed of her: "Did you hear that! Junior sister said she likes me! She said she likes me! I'm going down the mountain to buy preserves for junior sister!" ——He Shan slept for a few days, and when he woke up, he heard that Shanxia's aunt came to the door with her men, claiming that several fellow apprentices were pursuing him crazily, and that the flowing preserves were blocking the door, demanding someone to take responsibility. He Shan: I like your lost integrity... Huh? What happened to them? Lan Shi, whose face was expressionless, said innocently: "I don't know." The sky trap was broken and the six realms were in chaos. The most useless junior sister of the Sword Sect sacrificed her body to the sword. Her flesh and blood exploded in front of everyone, leaving no bones. When Kunjun Sword Sect witnessed a red firework, his Taoist heart was about to collapse. The female protagonist almost gave up on the sword, the male protagonist became bald overnight, and the big devil fell into obscurity. There were even Buddhist disciples from high temples and saints from sacred mountains who committed murder for her. Everything revives, the grass grows and the orioles fly. After all, no one can compete with her body. ——The goddess prays for blessings in the world. Reading guide: 1. The male protagonist has character flaws, please avoid lightning yourself; 2. The heroine is smart but not brilliant; 3. Do not discredit the male and female protagonists of the original book; 4. The heroine looks sunny but is actually indifferent. She only treats the people in the book as human beings in the later stages. All her actions are just to go home after following the plot of the original book. Copywriting of the pre-received article "Chaotianjiao": The Immodest and Handsome God of Punishment × The Loud and Loud Peacock King Zhu Jiao was born into a distinguished family, and for many years he occupied the top spot among girls in Qizhou with his handsome face and youthful spirit. Although she is a direct descendant of the Peacock King Ming Dynasty, she is designated as the next Demon King. However, she controlled heaven and earth, causing no peace in the six realms, and even dragged several big families to their deaths together. Finally, he died at the age of eighteen, and his death was extremely miserable. When she opened her eyes again, she was back to when she was fifteen years old. The Demon Soldier Talisman under the peacock robe, why should Tianjiao be the husband? No one in the Six Realms knows that this is the little Peacock King. Everyone knows that all arrogant young people are frivolous and flamboyant, but they didn't expect that this arrogant woman of heaven became a little... It's hard to describe. Finally one day after she came back from kidnapping a boy, the demon king broke out. But Zhujiao held the red tassel gun and raised his eyebrows and told him: She is determined to decide on this person. The young man's name is Lin Suitang. He has red lips and white teeth, and is useless. Everyone in the world thought that she was trapped by beauty, but only Zhujiao knew that this person named Lin was destined to her. Zhujiao in the previous life lived to be fifteen years old, and then he learned that there was a fairyland in the six realms called Boshan Lu. Uncle Demon King once said that Boshan Furnace is a treasured place for cultivators, and no outsider can enter except for the few masters and the Demon King. Fifteen-year-old Zhu Jiao sneaked in at the instigation of his cousin, only to discover the biggest secret of the Six Realms - Outside the Boshan furnace is Hai Qing He Yan, but across a wall is purgatory. Boshan Lu is not a fairyland, but the people of Boshan Lu are treasures. She snatched a young boy from a family head, causing a stir in the six realms. Then she was imprisoned by the demon king who came in a hurry. Three years had passed since she came out again. The eighteen-year-old Zhu Jiao threw the demon soldier talisman at the demon king's succession ceremony and returned to Boshan Lu with Lin Suitang, whom he rescued three years ago. Facing the encirclement and suppression by hundreds of families, Hongying's spear stood firmly in front of the Boshan furnace. No one dared to take a step forward under the green feathers of King Peacock Ming. Under the extremely pure red and green transition, Zhujiao was bleeding from all his orifices, and with his last breath, he dragged several masters to explode in front of the Boshan furnace. The last memory was of Lin Suitang's eyes stained with her blood, holding her tightly and dying together. Lin Suitang naturally didn't remember her, but Zhu Jiao thought about his conscience in his previous life, so he put her on the bed, loving her deeply and lingering day and night. But it was such a weakling who, when the arrogances were defeated in the battle, punished the immortals and drew thunder, turning the entire battlefield into gray tang flowers and disappearing into smoke. The Empress of the Demon Star ascended to the divine realm thousands of years ago, but due to being too ferocious, she was reborn as a god. Zhu Jiao had heard the legend from ten thousand years ago and carefully watched the young man from a good family in front of him feeding her the medicine. She opened her eyes slightly and watched as this guy came forward and softened her lips with his fingertips. "Your Majesty, drink the medicine." Reading guide: 1. The male protagonist pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger, while the female protagonist looks up to the sky; 2. The heroine is quite crazy, and in the words of city people, she is not mainstream; 3., And he are both strong. Purpose: Kindness and sincerity are always complimentary words.




