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Lin Yao could suddenly see how many times others were shy.
But he didn't know it and mistakenly thought it was his life value.
I looked in the mirror and saw that I also had zero hair on my head.
Lin Yao planned to eat well, drink well, spend his early years in peace, and wait for death to come.
Until his rival Sheng Yunkuo appeared and laughed at him viciously: "You can hit your head even in the shower. You will be stupid in the future."
Lin Yao looked up and saw a huge bright red zero on Sheng Yunkuo's head.
Lin Yao clasped his hands together and said, "I advise the donor to be virtuous, and maybe he can live a few more days."
Sheng Yunkuo:?
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Lin Yao wanted to do more things that he had never tried before ascending to heaven without leaving any regrets.
So when Sheng Yunkuo pressed himself between the sofas with a strange look on his face, muttered a lot, and finally asked, "Do you want to try kissing?" Lin Yao stepped forward to meet him by accident.
The two stupid young men explored step by step.
Until he was embarrassed, Lin Yao watched helplessly as the numbers on Sheng Yunkuo's head began to +1 +1 +1...
When I was done, I looked in the mirror and the number on my head changed to 7.
Is it possible that doing this kind of thing can increase the life value?
Lin Yao came out of the bathroom with a serious expression and a serious tone, and announced: "I think we can do more in the future."
Sheng Yunkuo:! ! !
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Relying on his age, he thinks he can control the opponent. He is full of retirement, the salty fish demon Shou × Relying on his youth, he pretends to be innocent, but in fact he is the scheming leader of the evil king Zhengdao.
Yu Ying, the notorious devil in the world of immortality.
He washed his hands in the golden basin and retired to his hiding place for two hundred years.
One day, Tiandao suddenly remembered him, a remnant of the world of immortality, and struck him to death with ninety-nine and eighty-one thunderbolts.
When he opened his eyes again, he was lying next to the pig pen.
Ding - May the world be filled with love, the system binding is completed.
Yu Ying:?
System: [This system aims to urge the big devil and the righteous disciples to love each other and build a harmonious and friendly world of immortality.
Yu Ying: What do you mean?
System: [Your health will decrease over time and must be replenished by talking to the leader of the righteous path. Otherwise, your health will return to zero and you will die.
As soon as he finished speaking, a young man with eyebrows like stars and an extraordinary temperament appeared holding pigweed.
System: [Ding—the leader of the future righteous path has been detected!
Yu Ying looked at the young boy who had just turned eighteen and felt guilty: "Isn't this... Not very moral?"
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Lu Jinglan is worthy of being the future leader of the righteous path. Although he is now punished to raise pigs, he is talented and practices hard, and he is a good candidate for promotion.
Yu Ying really wanted to abduct him to cultivate demons, so he asked: "What is your dream?"
Lu Jinglan: "Of course I will ascend to the heavenly realm, level the demon world, and restore the clarity and purity of the world."
Yu Ying: "..."
I also plan to return to the Demon Realm to retire in the future.
In order to prevent him from destroying the demon world, Yu Ying decided to seduce him into becoming a salted fish.
At Yin time every day, Lu Jinglan would get up in the morning to practice swordplay.
Yu Ying hugged his waist: "Sleep with me for a while longer?"
Lu Jinglan, who always got up earlier than a chicken and went to bed later than a dog, felt hesitant for the first time on his face.
Yu Ying took advantage of the victory and pursued her, pretending to faint: "Oh no, I'm going to fall. You have to kiss me to recover."
Lu Jinglan felt the war between heaven and man in her heart. After a long time, she leaned forward and kissed him.
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After the kiss, I felt refreshed and went out to practice swordplay.
Yu Ying: "..." Free of charge.
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Intention: Only with good intentions can you always succeed.
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Wuwuwuwuwu, cry well, today is also a special day, think about it, tears are not worth anything