In front of Tongdi Yuantian Gate, a divine rootless tree shouted: Hey! I opened this road, this tree is mine... If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the road.
A couplet on the door reads: Several taels of broken silver, several taels after another, block the way and extort money when you are free, criticize it horizontally - offer it voluntarily.
Fake
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Fighting emperors in ancient times were like carps crossing the river. They always had to pass in front of me before they could ascend to the gate of heaven and go to the world.
As time goes by, I have been guarding this door for tens of thousands of years without touching it.
Until a phoenix stepped on my head arrogantly...
"You're a stupid bird, aren't you?"
"I, I am Phoenix."
"Okay. The ugly Phoenix."
"..."
Transform into each other and look at each other.
Cold face vs flushed face
Intention: Not to discredit the original work, almost deviate from the original work