[Gintama] Xiao Mingliu's 'Brand' Note

[Put an advertisement: Did the crow's beak appear today? Copywriting at the bottom] Ever since Toyama Akira left that planet, he has never experienced the hard days of the past. Sure enough, it has to be the earth, I+LOVE+earth. Three years later, Toyama Akira, who became a rich man as he wished, and a certain rabbit who became the leader of the Space Pirates met again in a bloody way. "Captain, this guy seems to be very rich." A strong rabbit poked Xiao Ming, who was tied up, with the tip of his umbrella. Xiao Ming, who was lying on the ground pretending to be unconscious, quietly opened a crack and looked at the leader he mentioned. Damn it, who is the leader, the man with sloppy yellow hair? These guys are all bald and muscular men! Hello! The leader in everyone's mouth turned around, walked step by step towards Ming Ming, who had his back turned to him, and sat directly on his waist. "Really? Then follow the old rules^+-+^" 'Hmm! ' Akira Toyama, who really couldn't pretend anymore, had to pretend to wake up and quietly look at the culprit. Orange hair, familiar braids, etc. This person looks so familiar! "Kamiwei? You are Kamui! It's me, Xiao Ming!" Akira Toyama was so surprised that he wanted to start from the ground, but he forgot about the rabbit sitting on his waist. Boom! Toyama Akira, who was forced to lie on the ground again, had ecstatic eyes. Who else could the person in front of him be if he wasn't Kamui? I thought that now I don't have to waste money to eliminate disasters! "It's me! Xiao Ming, we also bathed together (wiping the wounds), slept together (making the floor), and played together (beating one-sidedly), Xiao Ming from the Night Rabbit Star!" Everyone is silent "Oh?" Xiao Ming's motto: Although money is important, anything that can be solved with money is nothing. The male protagonist has no ceiling in terms of combat power. He is a bit lazy and a bit lazy. His strength is mediocre and he must be weaker than Kamui (otherwise, why would he be criticized?) —————————————————————————————— Let's play Gudan's preview of "Did the Crow's Mouth Appear Today?" The following introduction There is an old saying: If you pretend to be B, you will be struck by lightning; if you pretend to be A, you will be missed. This sentence, sincerely do not deceive him. . . As a long-time fan of the "Approaching Science" column, Wu Yan said that sometimes he is really speechless. It is really difficult for people to believe that flying swords can cut through the sky with one sword, and that stars can move and travel thousands of miles with just one thought. What is even more difficult is to ask someone who has majored in biological diversity for many years to switch to immortality. The good news is that he still has a "golden" finger, and he is the one who can talk about everything. The bad news is that this "finger" is too fine, and whether it works or not depends entirely on God's will. Unfortunately, Wu Yan respects heaven and earth but does not believe in God's will. He only believes in himself. Therefore, everyone in the world knows that there is a freak on Sanqing Mountain. His strength alternates between strong and weak. Some people have seen him determine the world and level mountains and seas with one hexagram; others have seen him defeat the 'enemy' with one move, blocking people and corners, but... He was the one who was defeated, and he was the one who was blocked. Intention: Eat well and watch well, sleep well and drink well