Simple version
A time travel, and a combination of circumstances made me become the youngest Arcobaleno Lambo Povino, and I met a big bastard named Li Bao En. His one-sided suppression made me embark on the endless road of virtuousness.
Literary Edition
I arrived in another world and met you. When you held my hand, I decided to follow you. Even if everyone is your enemy, I will stand by your side, because I can only love you. You are my world, my everything, my spirit, desire, love, life, my pillar... Ti Amo
Tucao version
I don't know why I have to embark on this endless road of being a wife (popular?!), But if someone puts a gun on your head every now and then, I think everyone will embark on this road of no return. Even if you embark on it, what will happen if you get used to it? Remember to tidy the room every day, oh~ God~ I am virtuous and incompetent...