I Let the Four Protagonists Chase Their Mother in the Crematorium

[Advance collection of "The top black and red celebrities are all my biological brothers" and "Summoning the evil mother in a scumbag variety show". Please collect the copy. Please see the bottom/column for the copy~] As we all know, the hot-tempered top guy/cold boss/first love movie queen/genius female scientist all hate Bai Laiying. During the commercial shoot, the top leader grabbed her by the collar and sneered, "Do you think I'm patient? Are you beaten to death by me or die by yourself? You choose one." At the birthday party, the president threw the divorce agreement in her face, "Such a stupid woman, you and I are destined to be impossible." At the filming site, the actress frowned and refused to cooperate, "I would rather never act opposite her acting skills." After falling in love, the introverted scientist bowed his head and resisted, "I won't live in the same room with her, and we have no common language." Bai Laiyin not only did not please the four bosses with his tail between his legs, but also offended them all. She angrily slaps the scoundrel on the head and asks him to be polite; She said she wanted to break off the engagement first, because she could not forget the silly way the boss pulled his trouser pockets; When it comes to her first love, the actress pretends to cry and her face is covered with snot, but her acting skills have not improved; It is said that female scientists will cry and howl for their mothers when they go to sleep, and they will not be able to drive them away. The audience firmly believed that Bai Laiyin, who was talking nonsense, would be beaten to death by the bosses, but the four bosses suddenly seemed like different people. The irritable leader only blushed obediently in front of Bai Laiyin, the cold boss only smiled at her, the first love movie queen praised her acting skills, and the female scientist pestered her to kiss and hug her. In one video, four people squatted in front of Bai Laiyin, serving tea and water, and obediently called her... Mom! ? Audience:? ? ? -- When he knew that he was a cannon fodder fiancée and would be tortured to death by the perverted protagonists of the original book, Bai Laiying had no reaction. As long as you stay away from the protagonist group and don't take the initiative to die like in the original book, wouldn't it be enough? After finally finding the four cubs she had raised when she traveled back in time, she just wanted to enjoy life with the grown-up cubs. But who can tell her why the real names of the four bastards are exactly the same as those of the main character! ? ? ———— [The following is the pre-collection of "The top black and red celebrities are all my biological brothers", please collect it~] There are four members of the top boy band. Except for Transparent D, all of ABC are famous. Unfortunately, the three of them have weird tempers and are full of scandals, and it is bloody when they appear on the scene. A capable main dancer, impulsive and bad-tempered, with no less than three assistants scolding and crying. B, a creative genius, is cold, conceited, and has a vicious mouth. All the singers he has collaborated with have turned into rivals. C, the handsome maknae C, is squeamish and picky, and would have been beaten if it weren't for her pretty face. Suddenly netizens discovered that these three people were actually brothers, and they were going to appear on a variety show with their country bumpkin sister! On the first day of recording the show, this lady was late, saying that the roads in the country were difficult and she had to find another means of transportation. Netizen: You're too arrogant! This sister must be a unique country bumpkin. She is ugly, has no tutor, and has a bad temper, so she can raise three younger brothers like this, and she is openly late! However, the next second, Chi Jiu, who had black hair and red lips and wavy lips, jumped out of the helicopter and said with a wave of his hand, "I'm sorry for being late. I apologize to everyone. In the live broadcast room, netizens will be selected to give away a private jet!" Netizen:? ? Is it too late to call me sister now? What surprised them even more was that the irritable main dancer A lost his temper. Chi Jiao raised his eyelids. He immediately lowered his eyes and apologized with red eyes. He was so good-tempered; The creative genius B scolded people yin and yang, Chi Jiao gave him a look, and he immediately shut his mouth, his gentleness and politeness seemed to have been snatched away; Shi Jing Meng C was picky and went on a hunger strike. After Chi Jiao coughed twice, he ate it all immediately and added two more bowls of rice. Netizen: Finally someone can cure these three ancestors! Sister, you are my sister forever! ! —— After earning a trillion yuan in another world, Chi Jiao brought the money and the "price disorder syndrome" he suffered from, traveled back in time, and even appeared in a variety show with his long-lost brothers. On the first day of shopping and cooking, Chi Jiao looked at the potatoes, garlic and cabbage and shook his head, "I don't dare to buy such expensive things!" Turning around, the audience saw her wiping tears over the five-digit seafood and steak dinner, "I'm sorry for my brothers, I can only let them eat such cheap food." Audience:? ? Later, their eyes widened as they watched Chi Jiao spend money to invest in movies and TV series, buy houses and land as gifts for his employees, buy whatever he wanted on small islands and seas, and donate airplanes and tanks generously. Chi Jiao still looked remorseful and regretful, "I'm useless. I bought these cheap things to give away. I'm so touched that everyone doesn't dislike me!" Devastated audience: Someone tell her that these things are really expensive, and that onions, ginger, and garlic don't cost more than a billion! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [Pre-receipt 2]: "Summoning the Evil Mother in the Abuse Variety Show" After retiring from the Quick Travel Bureau, Chi Xiuxiu wore the "mother's halo" given by the system and became a love-minded female supporting role in the entertainment industry. The original female supporting character was lavished on her poor ex-boyfriend with all her heart and soul, but after her boyfriend became the best actor, he kicked her outright and even called her a scumbag from Aquaman, using her power to intimidate others and play with their emotions. The original owner was so humble that she agreed to appear on a scumbag variety show in order to win back her ex-boyfriend, but she was just going to be a "scumbag" and was abused and slapped in the face by her ex-boyfriend. On the first day of the program recording, the scumbag overturned the original host's meal that he had cooked all morning. He was disgusted and ridiculed, "Pig food! Are you going to give me this?" Scumbag fans: So cool, torture her to death! I heard that she once did this to my brother, retribution is reincarnated! Chi Xiuxiu, who walked in, raised his eyebrows. The next second, a tall aunt rushed into the studio and gave the scumbag a loud slap! The aunt grabbed the scumbag's ears and roared, "Little Chi, did I ever say you should cherish food!!" When the fans shouted that there was a lunatic and call the police, they saw the scumbag kneeling down with a "pop" and crying in disbelief. "Mom! Why are you resurrected!" Audience:? ? ? —— "Scumbags" is a variety show that seeks to slap people in the face. Each of the scumbags participating in the show is more immoral than the other, and the "Justice Superman" selected by the audience is responsible for torturing the scumbags and making them accept punishment. Before the show started, everyone was guessing which righteous superman would make the scumbags cry bitterly? Is it the heart-throb and kind-hearted movie queen, the powerful CEO of a wealthy family, or the upright and popular second generation? Unexpectedly, after the broadcast, the audience saw that Chi Xiuxiu, who was supposed to be abused as a scumbag, went crazy! Facing the stepmother who was proud of her involvement in the marriage, Chi Xiuxiu snapped her fingers, and the stepmother's mother emerged from the ground tremblingly, beating her down with a cane, "Did I raise you to make you a mistress!?" Facing the man Neptune who deceived his body and mind, Chi Xiuxiu coughed. Neptune's mother suddenly appeared at the hotel and slapped him so hard that he couldn't get up again. In the end, the audience just wanted to know, whose mother will be summoned today, and who will eat her big mouth? There are countless celebrities and bigwigs chasing after Chi Xiuxiu, stuffing money and resources, just to see her mother again, and they are willing to pay any price! The scumbag man/scumbag dad/evil stepmother/white lotus stepsister who had abandoned Chi Xiuxiu were all dumbfounded. They could only watch with open eyes as Chi Xiuxiu became more and more popular and became a super master held in the palms of the hands of all the big guys! Intention: Only mother is good in the world