My name is Jane Wayne, also known as Li Zhenzhen. In the fifteenth year of my stay at the flower garden, my father from across the ocean finally came to see me.
"I see that your forehead is darkened and there is a frown between your eyebrows. You look like my father who suppresses his wife, his parents, and his children."
My dad: "?"
"I'm sorry, dad, do you want to buy a bottle of safflower oil to heal the wounds in your soul? If you buy two bottles, I'll give you 288 US dollars for the sake of you being my dad. Credit card or check?"
I thought my sick remarks would make normal people flinch...
I didn't expect that I, a sewer rat, was not worthy of my sick father.
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Family members, I don't know what to say, my dad is an American old man, and I really don't want to stereotype him. But he is really, I cried, he has raised many handsome boys and beauties, and they have all been raised since they were minors. Everyone understands, so don't envy me anymore. I was originally a crazy person who loved fantasy. Every day I see relatives and friends from different worlds catching horses. Now in this Gotham where the sun is unlucky, I am level every day, side by side with the clown. I can't say that my condition is more serious. Do you want this blessing for you?
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"So dad, you really don't know how to blackmail us?"
A certain bat bent his fork.
"So, brother, you really won't turn into a vampire and bite me to death?"
A certain eldest brother fell down.
"So, second brother, you really won't beat our father to death, right?"
A certain second brother spit out the tea in his mouth.
"So, third brother, you—uh huh!"
A certain third brother smiled tiredly and gratifiedly.
A certain rice: I said it all! She is a psycho! !
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Demining: Comparing insoles, the heroine is purely a mouse, chaotic and neutral
OOC collective, chaotic timeline, mindless and cool writing
Intention:.
Reader comments
Xiaomi, it's not your fault, it's all three of them like this... Pfft... So... Weird [crying] [crying with laughter] [covering face and crying with laughter] Hahaha
You are so talented. When will you update?
Haven't the welfare extras been posted yet? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
The order has not completely collapsed yet, and the protagonist's family is afraid that the protagonist will kill him.
"On the contrary, it was Jiang Chenghai Renyi," which really gave the author a big worm~
The heroine gave up at the first sight...
Why am I stuck here🥹Please update it soon, I want to see the follow-up abuse🐶
I'm embarrassed, no one is watching [laughing and crying]
Happy New Year's Eve! Do you still have the manuscript box? More [poor][poor][poor][cat's claw]
Xiaomi, it's not your fault, it's all three of them like this... Pfft... So... Weird [crying] [crying with laughter] [covering face and crying with laughter] Hahaha
You are so talented. When will you update?
Haven't the welfare extras been posted yet? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
The order has not completely collapsed yet, and the protagonist's family is afraid that the protagonist will kill him.
"On the contrary, it was Jiang Chenghai Renyi," which really gave the author a big worm~
The heroine gave up at the first sight...
Why am I stuck here🥹Please update it soon, I want to see the follow-up abuse🐶
I'm embarrassed, no one is watching [laughing and crying]
Happy New Year's Eve! Do you still have the manuscript box? More [poor][poor][poor][cat's claw]
Spend a few days on the grassland Wait