When Forest Rangers Were Forced to Live Broadcast Due to Social Fears [Interstellar]

Pre-collection: "Without pain nerves, I became a dead soldier in the palace", "Don't Praise [Interstellar]", welcome to collect~ Xiaoshe was afraid that Xun Gu would travel to the interstellar world, so she got her wish to become a forest ranger who didn't have to deal with people. She also volunteered and was assigned to the primitive star to take care of endangered wild species from the ancient earth. One day he received a task from the director: he must appear on camera, live broadcast for eight hours every day, lose one fan, and deduct 100 million packs of snacks from you! Xun Yu was feeling bad all over, with a sad look on his face. After tinkering with Jiangjiang Niang Niang for a long time, he finally registered an account and was mentally building up his mind, when another man fell from the sky who made an excuse to recuperate, but was actually a surveillance man. His mind turned and he was afraid that the substitute who had been sent to him would run away, so he started the live broadcast in a hurry, but gunshots erupted in the dense forest! Xun Yu chased after him, and when he caught the poacher, he had a fierce confrontation! One shot for a kid! I was led to a live broadcast room full of people by a man and also exploded—— [Holy shit, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Empire! Please take away your noble fingers, I really want to see the gunfight scene! [Fuck, tough guy kill me! Labor and management are about to bow to his gun now. Brothers, let me take a step forward! Later, countless viewers discovered that this violent patrolman seemed a bit cute. The contrast between cuteness and cuteness should not be too obvious—— It's a hot and sassy kid, and he can take photos of the Northeastern Golden Grain. When he encounters a poacher, he chases and shoots him while crying. The bullets fly wildly, and everyone bursts into tears. After crying, she hugged the man's arm with a red nose, revealing half of her face that was about to cry, and stumbling to explain to the camera: "Then, what, dangerous actions, pure, pure fiction, minors are not allowed to imitate." Later, he could no longer hide his fear of society. Xun Yu plucked up the courage to broadcast a live broadcast to clarify: "I didn't use the back door. I am a social worker, not a coward!" "When I met a poacher, I didn't say anything. I just shot him. Then I asked them to record a message because they didn't want to communicate. It was so embarrassing!" "I have passed the firearms certification test and have approval from superiors. The bullets are narcotics. All the people hit are in jail. There are no minor contusions!" Everyone in the live broadcast room nodded like garlic: [Ah, yes, yes, yes, the community is just not good at communication. The few communities around us are not very serious when things happen. Xun Yu was so angry that he went off and chased the poachers all over the mountain again, shooting and crying at the same time. He was slipped up by a pair of large handbags that suddenly dropped. The man stood in the middle of the road, rubbed his head, and said softly: "Be good, they are not hunters, they are trying out the colors of the sacks to steal yours." Xun Yu sniffed, hugged the man's waist, and nuzzled him like a deer: "Aren't you leaving?" The man pointed to the pure gold crown on his head: "No, I want to make extra money to build more prisons." Xun Yu was unhappy: "You dislike me and think it's troublesome to clean up the mess?" The man smiled slightly: "The poachers have already filled the capital planet, and other planets are used to house love rivals. They can stuff as many as they come." The number of people who flooded into the live broadcast was blocked again and again, and then dropped sharply. In the end, only the man's father was left, laughing and doing his splits across the screen. ——Many years later, there was a legend among the local deer herd that when you bump into an NPC in green clothes, there is a chance that food will drop if you hit it three times. If you hit the person next to him again, as long as the order is right, the lowest level will be sweet and crispy corn kernels. ——Many years later, there is a communication area in the interstellar prison. When you ask the person behind the bars how he got in, he will cry and answer that he has a chicken. If you ask further at this time, he will honestly tell you that it is the yellow-bellied pheasant, a first-class protected animal in the empire, and the kind that the queen personally raised. ——Many years later, the imperial royal family has an unwritten iron rule. When you find any ancient cold weapon in any corner, you are not allowed to touch it at will. There is no guarantee that it will be dangerous, but there is definitely a risk of losing your head. "I Have No Pain Nerves, I Became a Dead Soldier in the Royal Palace" Pre-release copy: Why is my special cat dressed like this? Xun You, who was squatting on the eaves while taking his shift, drooped his eyelids and cried—— The Prince Regent's palace has 3,000 dead soldiers, and he will be there for every mission! Two years ago, he ranked lower than the thousand dead soldiers, and he was 2999 A year ago, he was ranked among the top 1,000 dead soldiers. In 1999, he At the beginning of this year, among the top 100 dead soldiers, he was 99 Is this forced to open business? ! Maybe a more up-to-date male protagonist could have accomplished something great, but he was born without pain nerves! Since calling the palace—— Every second I am on tenterhooks, every hour I am in panic, every day I feel like I have my head tied to my waistband! Your life is at risk every moment! Xun You felt sad, buried his little head in his arms, and began to wipe away tears, "Wow, a man doesn't shed tears easily, but he hasn't reached the sad point yet!" In the past, I cherished my life so much! I just want to live well! Why is it so difficult! Woohoo, I'm afraid of death, super afraid of death! Under the eaves of the palace— The regent Pei Qici has been hearing sobbing for several months, which lasts all night long, and he can hardly sleep at night. The imperial doctor takes a pulse and diagnoses hysteria eight out of ten times, but he can't find the root cause of the disease. With a sullen face, he read through the papers approved on the desk one by one. The more he read, the more he felt that the civil and military officials in the dynasty were all useless. He stood up and opened the window in an extremely irritable manner. Good guy! A little face that was full of tears turned around, with many round teardrops still hanging on it. Suddenly, it seemed as if it was frightened, and it blinked and stared at him, so pitiful. The regent, who was still full of black energy just now, was rarely stunned for a moment: "... You?" Xun You: "..." Help, is it still too late to run away now? Purpose: Live a positive and hard-working life