The Whole Heaven Heard the Voice of Ting Ting

Listen carefully, with a tiger head, a single horn, a dog's ears, and a unicorn's feet. It is good at identifying all things in the world and listening to people's thoughts. In fact, not only people, but also demons, ghosts and gods are all its listeners. For thousands of years, Di Ting has eaten a lot of melons. When the melon is full, it overflows. On this day, the famous immortals in the Thirty-third Heaven, Lingshan Mountain, Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, and Hell Underworld all heard its voice. The Tathagata Buddha has kind eyebrows and kind eyes: A cultivator has no delusional thoughts in his mind, just let them go! Close your eyes and eat melon! The Jade Emperor smiled slightly: It's not the intention of the divine beast, so the immortals don't have to worry about it! Excited to eat melon! So, What? The Jade Emperor asked the Great Sage to manage Taoyuan. Is this a fishing for law enforcement? He always liked the great sage who had fun every day, and he wanted to arrange for people to be interns at the grassroots level and then make special promotions. The angry rebuke in Lingxiao Palace is all fake! Gee, he really knows how to act! The great sage is making trouble in the heavenly palace, and Tathagata Buddha arrives as soon as he invites him. It is because he is too lazy to fight, and he has long been optimistic about the great sage, who is a fighting maniac. Go to the west to learn scriptures, and there are the most demons in Hezhou, Xiniu. The Great Sage is really loved by everyone! The Queen Mother has been in a bad temper recently. Is she in love with a fairy again? Oh, it's Chang'e, the love affair between the Jade Rabbit and Marshal Tianpeng is coming together! This is a cliché story where you love me, I love him, and he loves both, and in the end, she and she join forces and beat them into pig heads. Taishang Laojun came down to earth to experience calamity, but he was reborn in the wrong child! As a mother of three babies, she is very good at raising children. … Immortals have no time, and the melons of the human world have been eaten for thousands of years, and they have no new ideas. Nowadays, it is so exciting to eat melon and eat it on your own head! The gods looked calm and kind, and they were secretly excited: Listen carefully, don't stop until the water is gone! Only the great sage smiled and touched the listening tiger's head, slapped the table and stamped his feet, overjoyed, "Take turns watching the show, this year it's my turn!" Note: The first sentence about listening comes from Baidu Encyclopedia. Purpose: Live seriously