The unwilling Son of Destiny makes a deal with the system, hoping to achieve his wish: to go back to the past and save their Bai Yueguang.
But a bug accidentally occurred in the traceback, and Bai Yueguang's memories were distorted, and they all thought they had become scumbags...
Modern world:
After the CEO thought that he was a scumbag who forced young people, he decided to send away the clingy young people around him.
Unexpectedly, the young man's expression changed drastically, and he asked the CEO in disbelief if he didn't like him anymore. Then he took off his gentle disguise and revealed his true face of bigotry.
President: "..." The big bad wolf disguised as the little white rabbit is a pure male college student.
The world of cultivation:
After the leader of the Sword Master thought that he was a hypocritical master who coveted the sword bone of his apprentice, he said that he was not capable enough to teach you, so he asked Long Aotian's apprentice to hire another master.
Who would have thought that Long Aotian's disciple asked the Sword Master in despair, was it because he didn't take good care of him well enough? Or was it because he secretly fought away countless geniuses who wanted to become his disciples, or was it because he was discovered sneaking into the master's cave every night?
Sword Master: "?"
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This article is also known as "They all thought they were scumbags", "It turns out I am Bai Yueguang", "The Son of Destiny attacked me"
Compass: In the unit text, every attacker thinks he has got the scum attack script, but in fact he does not. Rebirth, mutual favor, these worlds are tentative and may be replaced.
Below is my advance collection~If you are interested, you can save it~"Who is the Straight Man"
Shen Xian, who was in urgent need of money, took on a new variety show similar to "Who is the Undercover?" The name of the variety show was very outrageous - "Ten Men and Nine Bends, Who is the Straight Man?"
To sum up, as the name suggests, among the ten guests with different styles, including Bingshan CEO, world-weary painter, Wen Run professor, male mother, little wolf dog... Nine are gay, and only one is hiding as a straight man. And Shen Xian is the "straight male undercover" hidden in the crowd.
The rules of the variety show are very simple. If the straight man is still not eliminated after seven rounds of voting, the straight man will win and receive a bonus of two million. On the contrary, if the gay guest sees through the straight man, all the prize money will be received by the remaining gay guests who have not been eliminated, and the straight man will get nothing.
Shen Xian thought, isn't he just pretending to be gay? For two million, rush!
He asked his friends about the characteristics of being gay and kept it in mind. From then on, he was full of mysophobia, and the room and people were always clean; he paid attention to appearance, kept fit, and wore first-class clothes; he was meticulous and could observe small details that others ignored; and he was able to lift iron and box, and he was good at cooking and cooking...
With everything ready and full of confidence, Shen Xian rushed forward, perfectly integrating into his gay identity.
But who can tell him that pretending to be gay risks running into the Shura field? ?
No matter how the situation changes in the variety show, Bingshan CEO, who remains unflappable, stops Shen Xian from behind. His eyes are dim and his thin lips move slightly: "You're not gay, are you?"
Shen Xian's heart trembled, but his smile remained unchanged, "Brother Lu, such a straightforward question is against the rules of the variety show."
"So that's it?"
"Yes."
Lu Tingyuan nodded: "I like you."
Shen Xian:?
Lu Tingyuan had just left. Xing Zhenhong, who had perfect big chest muscles and eight-pack abs, was tall and strong and was known as humanoid hormones. He found Shen Xian who had not yet come out of the shock. His wheat-colored handsome face was slightly reddish. He coughed lightly and asked Shen Xian's model tactfully.
Alarm bells rang in Shen Xian's mind. He was just here to pretend to be gay to make money, not to become gay! So they also expressed euphemistically that their models collided. Everyone is 1, and people of the same sex repel each other.
Xing Zhenhong's expression was solemn, while Shen Xian's nerves were relaxed.
After a long while, Xing Zhenhong said with difficulty: "It's okay, give me some time, I can try to accept it."
Shen Xian: "..."
Thank you, he can't.
"Straight male undercover" Shen Xian, who was confessed one after another, walked back to the camera in a daze, mentally and physically exhausted, and then discovered that the depressed and gloomy world-weary painter had secretly drawn his entire sketch book, as well as the moonlight dance of the cold and careless principal dancer...
At the end of the variety show, the straight man won. The guests were in disbelief. They all thought it was impossible and questioned the program team for letting Shen Xian pretend to be straight for the sake of the show's effect.
Shen Xian: ... I am really a straight man!
Good news, pretending to be gay is successful.
Bad news, it seems to be too successful.
Compass: 1: Contains elements such as ##, #straight-turning-bent#, #leadingarrowarrowstoo-too-thick, #partblood#, # sandsculptureplot#, #enchant# and other elements.
2: In the two-dimensional imaginary world, please do not substitute 0v0 in the third dimension.
Intention: Love life and cherish the people in front of you.
Reader comments
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Yanyan was fooled hahahaha
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When will it be updated? Wait~
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I guess the author should have prepared many small worlds at the beginning, so why did he cut it in half? ! ! ! ! Ah ah ah ah, although QAQ is a bit cruel, I still want to watch QAQ
Wow, this is the most vivid story that I have ever seen that exploits the information gap between attack and reception. I like the first world so much. The characters are very logical and their mental processes are very clear. There is a special sexual tension between Teacher Xi and Mianmian. It is so enjoyable to watch. Hello, baby, can you write that you are a genius? ! ! I hope I can see the next two worlds if I have the chance~
What a pity. In fact, you can wear it quickly instead of wearing it slowly. I really want to continue reading...
Half a star hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1314
It's so good. I actually want to watch the bodyguard attack and the big star suffer??
Nice! But it's too little!
Yanyan was fooled hahahaha
Why big palm? TAT Every time I read an article that uses big palm to describe the protagonist, "big palm like a cattail fan" flashes in my mind.
Wow, I can't read enough. My wife is so good at writing, why don't you write more??^??
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good1! ! ! ! Can you write a few more units, even if it's short?
When will it be updated? Wait~
Hahahahahahahahaha Master is slightly inferior in terms of wealth and wealth.
Yay! Happy! Wait for today
Nice [Milk Tea] The teacher begged for the locked chapter [Poor]
Um? ? ? Why did it suddenly disappear! ! Why don't you have some sweet daily routine on the second day of your wedding?
Happy New Year, Mrs. [Spreading Flowers] Ah ah ah ah, don't stop here ah ah ah ah ah, I want to see it ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [starry eyes]