[The title may be changed, I haven't thought of a more suitable qwq yet]
Copywriting one:
I, Saotome Ai Mei, am a JK who is loved by everyone, loves to bloom, treats people warmly, is very popular, and has friends all over the world.
I once lamented to my friend Kugizaki Wild Rose in a distressed tone: "Why is it that when people around me see me, their first reaction is not to make friends with me, but to plot and exploit me and even have evil intentions to kill me?"
I sighed endlessly: "Sure enough, this dirty world cannot tolerate a perfect person like me."
The friend was speechless and choked: "You are suffering from delusional persecution. You need to be cured."
Another friend of mine, Sakunosuke Oda, called me to tell me that he was quitting the business. I was shocked and danced all night to celebrate that I no longer had a strong competitor.
Money is hard to make, so you can only squeeze out your colleagues first! (Core good)
I once met a friend who was a cold and indifferent beauty. She complained to me every day about her inhumane boss who squeezed her out of her day and night work.
I stared at the huge black circles under her eyes and the breathtaking mole of tears. I pounded the table with indignation and shouted: "Let's go, let's assassinate that beast!"
This is the kind of place I need to use in my job!
I was bombarded with messages and life-threatening calls, and anxiously persuaded me: "Calm down, this requires long-term consideration!"
Later, my best friend in high school, Rose Kugizaki, transferred to a new school. I asked her where the school was and wanted to visit her, but she ruthlessly refused and emphasized that I should not look up her information.
I:? ? ?
So, love disappears, right?
Where did the little goblin come from to seduce my wild rose? (The angry little man jpg.)
Then I saw the silver-white hammer in his hand dancing wildly in the air in my school. I was shocked: "Has Wild Rose finally been attracted to me and become a persecutory delusion?!"
Kugizaki Wild Rose held the handle of the hammer and endured it, but finally couldn't hold it back and said: "What kind of words did you use?! Why are you here?!"
I winked playfully: "Because I'm here to find you~Dear Wild Rose~"
I'm very proud. Sure enough, no one except me knows that I have been secretly in love with Kugizaki Wild Rose.
Copywriting two:
The entire Conjuration College knows that Rose Kugizaki has a strange girlfriend with a very fashionable identity - she is a cute JK during the day and a cold killer at night.
She screamed at the sky and the earth, jumped up and down, and lifted roof tiles from the house, which made people wonder how she grew up so healthy.
She is the most wanted criminal among the magicians.
She walked through the battlefield filled with smoke and flying superpowers. Bullets and superpowers met her and she was bounced away like a piece of chalk by a strange force. With a calm expression, she was involved in a dispute that was full of devastation and the remains of spells. It seemed that there was a huge mouth of the abyss swallowing up the spells and spells that hurt her.
All the enemy's attacks were inexplicably missed, failed, and dissipated!
She smiled cheekily: "Hehe, [I just like the way you want to harm me but can't kill me~]"
Enemy:? ? ?
She smiled and said, "I'm telling you the name of my superpower."
Superpower [I just like the way you want to hurt me but can't kill me~] - People who want to hurt you will never succeed no matter what~
Enemy: "..."
What else is this TDD doing? ! (Turn over the table)
Fortunately, she only has eyes for her girlfriend, and her mind is filled with thoughts of Rose Kugizaki.
On Valentine's Day, she broke into the Conjuring Academy and shouted to everyone in shock: "Rose Kugizaki—I love you—!"
In response, Kugizaki Wild Rose rushed towards her, her face flushed with shame and she shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know! Don't do this every day!"
She was extremely proud. As expected, such a perfect girl would have a perfect girlfriend and a complete and happy life.
Food Guide
①The heroine Aime Saotome is a killer with complex human nature and paranoia. Her power is copywriting, simple and crude writing, the author is controlled by a female protagonist, and will never abuse the heroine.
②CP Kugizaki Wild Rose, attack each other. Sweet article! I cheer for JK TieTie!
③The purpose is to have a close relationship with Kugizaki Wild Rose and have pure love.
④Detailed demining is in Chapter 1
Purpose: I'm lucky to have met you, I hope you feel the same way
