We Only Make Serious Things

[Flexible Moral Bottom Line × Abnormal Attack on the Ceiling of Grudges] Lin Wudu, a cultural relic restorer, died suddenly. When he opened his eyes again, he transformed into a weapon cultivator from a famous impoverished sect in the world of cultivation, and learned two bad news: First, the sect mainly makes money by customizing magical instruments. Orders have dropped sharply in the past two years, and it has become the poorest sect in the entire cultivation world. Secondly, there is a recent rumor in the sect that the head brother is crazy, and the few remaining disciples are busy changing their majors. Lin Wudu did not change his mind. He thought this was a good opportunity for him to make a fortune. While he claimed to the outside world, "We only do serious things~", he applied for a vest talisman on the spiritual network and posted a message on the secret section. AAA magic weapon customization sister Lin: I have been a professional instrument repairer for fifteen years. I can customize all kinds of magical instruments for private and elegant play (additional fee is required). The magical instruments on the couch can be selected from trembling, moistening and delaying charms. They are absolutely private. Urgent orders can be accepted, and flying swords can be delivered the next day. That night, Lin Wudu received a big order. The single owner spent a lot of money and asked for a custom-made black iron bed with four iron rings on the four corners. The bed was welded so firmly that three cows could pull it together without breaking it. Lin Wudu worked hard all night, and even offered a cool skirt when delivering the goods, ensuring that the Taoist couple would have enough fun while cultivating together. He went to deliver the goods according to the address left by the owner, but the route became more and more strange. He had to stand outside the wing with a huge bed, repeatedly comparing the address left by the owner with the scene in front of him. Wait a minute... Is this the head brother's yard? —— Pei Sidao was not crazy, he was just made a scandal by a junior brother who was punished not long ago. The rumors became more and more outrageous as they spread, and finally evolved into - "Pei Sidao appears to be cold and cold, but in fact he is a pervert who can't live without his love and magic weapon." Pei Si said: "Heh." He decided to let the rumormongers experience for themselves what it means to "ask for a hammer and get a hammer." Coincidentally, within a few days, he saw someone posting a cryptic message on the spiritual network, so he immediately placed an order for a custom-made black iron bed that could lock the monks. On the day of receiving the goods, he finished bathing early, pushed open the door with his hair loose, and unexpectedly found "Sister Lin" already standing in his yard carrying a big bed. Looking at that face again, it was clearly the junior brother who created his own scandal. Lin Wudu, who had no idea that he was taking the blame for the original owner, smiled and handed him a female skirt: "Do you want to try the gift? It will automatically become transparent when the body temperature rises~" Pei Sidao smiled, gritted his teeth and called out his name: "Lin Wudu." The air was suddenly quiet. —— The Tiangong Wonderful Weapon Sect suddenly became rich, and orders were queued up at the mountain gate. However, the instructions for all the "special magical weapons" had a line of small print printed on them - Taoist priest Lin personally tested them and found them easy to use. Lin Wudu looked at the temperature control see-through charm on the skirt and cried without tears: "Actually, I don't like this skirt very much~" Pei Si said: "It's very suitable, good-looking, and very clear." Food Guide 1. The soul takes the blame; 2. Double clean, 1v1, HE; 3. The copy will be left on July 19, 2025. Intention: Create wealth with hands, and create future with labor!