[Genshin Impact] the Little Bird Devil Can't Be That Cute

A long time ago, a little bird suddenly appeared, bringing prophecy and hope, but it would never disappear. Emperor Morax was very curious and asked her name. The Bird Demon God thought for a moment and said: "Listen up, Emperor. I am the mother system sister. After all, Phoenix's name is Ling Lai." Say it again? After all, my mother's sister's name is Ling Lai. Is it because Phoenix, who is farming on the streets with hemp ropes sparsely cultivated, calls you milk? No, it's my mother's system. After all, Phoenix's name is Ling Lai. The emperor took a sip of tea. Nodded, oh, so your name is Ling Lai. The little bird flaps its wings, yes, yes, it's Ling Lai~ ———— One day. After all, a super delicious snack was lost at home. She found the fast-flying Jinpeng, the fat coconut sheep, and the tiny bird, and asked them one by one. "That's too much, that's too much. Who ate the snacks I carefully prepared?" The three suspects all denied it. Jin Peng said: "It's not me, Sister Gui Zhong. You know me. If it were me, what you're missing should be almond tofu." Yeyang said: "It's not me, Aunt Gui Zhong. You know me. If it were me, all the snacks in the kitchen should be gone by now." The little bird said: "It's not me, sister Jiuzhi. Although that snack is really delicious, you have to believe me." Although the three little animals said they were not the ones to eat, there is only one truth! The smart sister finally caught the little guy stealing snacks. Dear readers, do you know who stole Sister Gui's snacks? ———— A long time later Some serious Liyue Demon God's retirement routine: admiring flowers and walking birds, drinking tea and listening to operas, and being the most handsome retired old man in Liyue. Some unorthodox daily lives of the Liyue Demon God: writing mountains of documents, turning heads upside down, abducting miners due to schizophrenia, and older children being forced to study abroad. Morax, you are so cruel! ——By some well-known unlucky demons who were sent to study at the Order Academy in a neighboring country. —————— "Morax, how can I repay the hatred of thesis!" "I have been betrayed three times, and have learned that everything in the world is just a cover for deception. My anger will never subside. The first is God, my guide, my lord, who is the slanderer and has freed me from my ignorance. The second is knowledge, my pain, my desire, which is bound by pride and makes me an ignorant thing. The third is the thesis, my expectation, a bird whose wings are not yet full, which is controlled by knowledge and violates the agreement with me. God cannot be trusted, and the paper makes me hate it. I gave up everything, denied and ridiculed everything in the world. My chest will no longer be stained with essays, no more human inferior final tests. My empty report card will be filled with the supreme blank space full of divinity like the pure white scroll at the moment of birth. [Hehehe... Hahahaha! There is no need to be afraid, the pain of handing over a blank paper is only momentary. ] [The era of final exams is coming to an end. ]" "... Ling Lai, do you have to stand on the roof of the church courtyard and say these weird things on the night of the final exam? I really failed all your grades," "No! Nasita, kiss me!!! I'll come down right now!" ———————— If it were the beginning, they would know those regrets. Old friends who shouldn't leave, can you all stay? Intention: Time will never come again