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[The celebrity who loves crazy literary shit is attacked with a cold face but is attacked by the CEO with a brain in love]
[The series of post-00s rectification of the entertainment industry, with vests in mind. Please refer to the demining guide at the bottom before reading, thank you~]
There is a Ziwei star in the entertainment industry recently. She became famous not by her works, but by her mental state.
Faced with the host's malicious attempts to make things difficult, the young artiste in the same position awkwardly avoided it.
Yu Junmu went crazy on the spot: Don't make things difficult for me, please. I know I'm confused, but I just want to make some money to buy skins. What's wrong with me! Why are you making things difficult for me! Tell me why!
The host was terrified, fearing that he would lie on the ground and crawl in darkness in the next second.
When front-line artists show off dozens of high-end and big-name advertisements, everyone else looks at them with envy.
Yu Junmu: Wow, oh, oh, I am 1.8 Meters tall. I am so envious. You have many endorsements and I am only 1.8 Meters tall, which is useless except for good looks.
A first-line artist who is only 1.7 Meters tall:...
When Yu Junmu saw a photo of a top-notch handsome guy on Weibo, he ignored his fans and retweeted it.
Yu Junmu: Ah, what kind of handsome guy is this! A kiss! Ah, what kind of handsome guy is this! Take a bite! Ah, what kind of handsome guy is this! Post it! Who can send this handsome guy to my bed, I will treat you to KFC immediately.
Agent: Why are you forwarding your boss's Weibo! ! ! Delete it quickly!
But it was too late, the boss himself had already left a comment.
Si Miao: You'd better dare to let me into your room.
Everyone:? ? ? Aren't you a very cold boss?
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Si Miao is a well-known cold-faced CEO in the entertainment industry. There are many people who want to seduce him, but no one can catch his eye. Even his family members think that he is an emotionless veteran cadre robot who will definitely grow old alone in his life. Until the appearance of Yu Junmu brought infinite color to his dull life.
The young master is humorous, caring and clingy. His only shortcoming is that he is too popular. Every time he goes to a variety show, someone wants to confess to him.
After hearing that the young master was going to participate in an extremely ambiguous show like a romance show, Mr. Si signed up without saying a word.
Sure enough, on the first day of the broadcast, the young master became the first choice of all the guests.
After the other guests tried their best to show their hospitality, Si Miao smiled disdainfully and said, "Hubby, please say something : D!"
Other guests:? ? ?
Audience:? ? ?
Yu Junmu: What a monster! Return my cold lover!
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[Sweet little brother in the world × Born with a cold face pretending to be disabled]
Xu Tang went into a novel that he had only read half of. In the book, he was a beautiful and brainless little villain. He was used as a gunman every day and still thought he was awesome. He was offline within ten chapters.
For the sake of his own life, he decided to attack Lian Yan, the biggest boss in this book, and hug this thigh, he would not be able to walk sideways in the future!
Although he has no money, power or background, he has mastered Lian Yan's preferences!
Lian Yan is the brother of the protagonist Shou. He was assassinated three years ago and was paralyzed. He had to sit in a wheelchair at his best age. But even so, he is still a being respected by everyone in M City.
Although he seems to be cold and ruthless, he is a super brother-controller. He loves his brother-in-law to the point of love, and he will give special treatment to those who look like his younger brother and have a sweet look.
Xu Tang took advantage of this and took the first step to conquer the big boss - to please his younger brother Lian Xin.
Xu Tang hooked up with Lian Xin effortlessly. After all, they are both idiots and sweet brothers. They just smell each other and get along with each other.
Xu Tang: I heard you have a brother, I thought... [Crazy hint]
Lian Xin: I understand, I understand, I'll take care of it!
Xu Tang: Do you really understand? !
Lian Xin: Of course I understand!
Xu Tang thought he knew that he wanted to hang out with Lian Yan, but Lian Xin turned around and told Lian Yan that there is a sweet-sounding younger brother who has a crush on you.
Lian Yan: I'm not interested in men.
He took a look at Xu Tang's appearance.
Lian Yan: You might be interested in this.
After getting along with Lian Yan, Xu Tang took advantage of his sweet voice and appearance to act coquettishly and cutely every day. The soul of the cold-faced boss has been taken away, and new physical contacts are unlocked every day.
Xu Tang: He must regard me as his younger brother.
Lian Yan: He must regard me as his husband.
One wants to develop brotherhood, the other wants to develop love. Two people from different channels just misunderstand each other.
Until one day, Lian Yan discovered that his little Sweet Dou secretly went to the bar to look at the male model. He was so angry that he stood up from the wheelchair, put the person on his shoulders and took him away.
Xu Tang:? You can walk and yet you lie to me to give you a bath every day!
Xu Tang: No! What are you going to do! ! Lian Xin, help me!
Lian Xin: How can I get involved in the affairs of your young couple?
Xu Tang: Who is married to him? Aren't we brothers?
Intention: Work hard together and be positive with your soul mate!