What is it like to be an internet celebrity cat with tens of millions of followers?
As the former strongest magician and now the top in the cat world, Gojo Satoru has the most say in this matter.
[Actually, it's nothing, just endless amounts of kikufu and butter potatoes.
What? Kittens can't eat buttered potatoes and kikufu?
Because it's me, it's okay~
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Jun Kinomoto, who had just received the key from his uncle, thought this was just an ordinary cat cafe.
Until——
He discovered the cats' little cards.
The white ragdoll cat with big blue eyes as blue as the sky is obviously as beautiful as a flower. When it rubs its calves, it likes to raise its head and meow stickyly like a coquettish cat. However, the little sign reads: "This cat is sweet-loving, clingy, domineering, and a ferocious beast!" ! ! ], And even used three exclamation points excessively.
The cow cat with the strange bangs on its forehead has a gentle temper and is a beautiful relative. It likes to sleep on your head. The introduction on the small card is simply outrageous [This cat has an eccentric personality, fierce fighting power, and is responsible for the lives of several birds. It is a ferocious beast x2. It is recommended to keep it tethered! ! !
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Yaoshou, these cats don't look like good cats.
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"How can you be so cold to your guests?"
The white cat on the left who was named was unaware of it. After eating the can leisurely, he looked at you with his big innocent eyes. The small sign hanging around his neck was particularly eye-catching.
"The guests touch you because they like you!"
The cow cat with strange bangs who was lying in the cat villa and being pointed at was squinting her eyes and yawning widely. The accusations went in one ear and out the other.
"If you don't let customers touch it, how can our store continue to operate?"
You shook your hands and looked at the black cat licking its fur sadly.
"We are a club here. Only by making your guests fall in love with you and spend money with you can you have the value of existence!"
The big orange cat buried its big face in the rice bowl and hummed.
"Every one of you has a badder face and a bigger temper than the other. Guests like you won't like you."
"You go make the guests happy, let them hug you, the guests like you, buy cans for you to eat, you have food, I make money, the guests enjoy the service, kill three birds with one stone, isn't it?"
"In short, the purpose of our club is to satisfy the guests, make the guests comfortable, make the guests feel at home, and make the guests want to come again after they come. Do you understand?!"
One day training is over.
You faced the clerk's look of "You're a kitten, you're just alarmist." You patted the non-existent dust on your knees and stood up, stretching a lot.
Alas, it's so difficult to run a serious cat cafe!
Cp: Dazai
Cat cafe limited members:
Jamie
Satoru-chan
Oda Sakume
pine sweet cat
Reiko meow
Ryunosuke Meow
Jingguangmi
*The quotes from the Cat Cafe come from the Internet
2023.11.04
Intent: Do you want to come to my house and watch cat movies?