
I Will Be the Mascot in the Future Interstellar
我在未来星际当吉祥物
by Octopus Pills (章鱼药丸)
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- ThemeSci-Fi
- POVUnspecified
- Age18+
- Lighthearted
Synopsis
Introduction: Xiao Yu, as the first ancient human being to awaken in the Interstellar Alliance, wondered how he could survive on this new planet when he was lonely and helpless and had no money and power. I'm hungry and want a meal - "Dear, do you want to try our latest melon-flavored nutritional solution? It only costs twenty star coins~" I feel sleepy and want to shout - "Welcome to buy our Dawn new series starship, which has both living and travel functions. It only costs one million star coins~" Damn it, you don't have a dime at all! The Alliance didn't know that the dormant capsule of ancient humans that they were looking for all over the galaxy, stolen and lost by star thieves, was already empty! The big change living people are walking on the street. When Xiao Yu was still familiar with the new society and struggling to survive, Alliance Senate President Caesar happened to be recruiting manor housekeepers. The person who came to apply was actually a mutilated human race with an underdeveloped brain. The powerful Senate President did not want to be reported by the media as discriminating against vulnerable people, so he had no choice but to hire her. Xiao Yu, who didn't know that he was being treated as a brain-deficient race: "Thank you, boss! Give me this chance to be a new person!!" Xiao Yu thought she had managed Caesar's manor in an orderly manner, but little did he know that in the eyes of the servants—— "How terrible! She ate the ornamental fish Mr. Raised in the pond again!" "Oh my God, she treated the high-end plants given to me by the alliance leader as weeds!!" "Quick, get someone here! She poisoned Mr.'S pet!" Caesar, who returned to the manor, looked at the mess and wondered: Have the star thieves arrived in the capital star and looted the dignitaries? After learning the truth, he gritted his teeth: "Having accomplished nothing, what else do you think you have?" "I still have the nerve to say it!" "..." After a long time, Caesar was approached by the Alliance—— Dear President of the Senate, please return the precious creature sitting in your arms to the Union Museum. Caesar: "... Are you human!?" Xiao Yu: "?? No, what else can I be if I'm not a human being?" Caesar, who always thought she was humanoid:... As a kid, I have a lot of questions. ———— Serious content: Today's Star Alliance Daily headlines say: The Star Alliance archaeological expedition discovered the dormant chambers of native organisms in ancient galaxies! The leader of the alliance ordered a professional team to be dispatched to the ancient galaxy to conduct further investigation. Later, Dr. Nassar, a doctor of ancient biology, announced the latest progress on the star network. After a rough inspection using a scanner, the results show that the genetic structure of all species in the sleeping chamber is the same, and it is speculated that they are likely to be ancient humans. As soon as this news came out, people were in an uproar and expressed their strong interest in the genetic structure of ancient humans. You must know that the people of the interstellar alliance are no longer just humans. All creatures have undergone years of evolution and evolution. The survival of the fittest has allowed the genetic chains of many non-human species to develop at a rapid pace, and their intelligence and body have made qualitative leaps. In order to prolong life, human beings who originally stood at the top of the genetic chain have now begun to integrate with machinery with the help of new technologies and new energy... ———— A new human male protagonist, a powerful and mentally abnormal Alliance Senator It's a rare thing to live in. The old human heroine, the alliance's mascot, has no brains to develop. Reading Guide 1. The author is uneducated, and the science fiction part is just a scrap of information. I will thank you if you provide me with popular science (bow) 2. The male and female protagonists have unequal statuses at the beginning (not so equal later on, that is). In the early stage: the boss of the Senate President vs. The humanoid wage earner. I won't reveal it later =v= 3. If you have saved the manuscript, feel free to watch it. I will be more motivated after seeing the comments from sisters (explicitly) Don't force me to beg you. Intention: Small human beings have great wisdom