
At the Age of 30, I Was Picked up by a High School Student
30岁的我被高中生泡了
by White Ocean Fish (白洋鱼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 166k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The text of the new article "Why is the top guy like that" has been completed. The copy is below. Welcome to collect it! There is a legend about the Lover's Tree in Zhiyuan Middle School. It is said that if you write your name under the tree, you will get that person's love. When she was 17 years old, Xiao Man buried her wish under a tree, hoping that Fang Xu would like her. As a result, at the age of 30, none of my wishes came true. Goodbye Fang Xu, she has already put on her wedding ring. Xiao Man: Lover Tree, I believe you are a ghost. A hundred years of reputation will be ruined in one day! Lover Tree: Don't push me, I'll help you think of a solution. So Xiao Man went back to the day when he made a wish when he was 17 years old. I have a 30-year-old soul, have been in so many relationships, and have a lot of skills. Isn't it easy to pick up a high school student now? You see, is he falling in love with me little by little? Hey, hey, we agreed to pick up a high school student, why did I get picked up by a high school student? This future CEO, can you let me go? Please don't study hard after me anymore. What if it delays your ability to become CEO in the future? A year later, Xiao Man came to the lover's tree and changed his name. Then. . . Xiao Man: Lover tree, you dog tree! I have invested all my most sincere emotions in my life. Are you telling me this is a dream? Lover Tree: Look again, is this a dream? All your wishes have come true. Please give me a five-star rating. Thank you. ·Sober and calm female protagonist * Hot-blooded funny male protagonist ·The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows behind ·The writing style is light and exaggerated, focusing on a sincere and joyful character ·The manuscript is basically saved and guaranteed to be complete. Thank you for your support! Funny little theater ———— The huge basketball court was like a stage. Sun Yicheng came to the center of the stage and solemnly unzipped his jacket to reveal the jersey inside. Classmate A: "Why do you keep walking around the court?" Sun Yicheng: "Ah, how did you know this is a jersey signed by Kobe!" Classmate B: "Come here and play ball!" Sun Yicheng: "Yes, my girlfriend gave it to me!" ———— Xiao Man: "Today is the first day we turn 18, let's go watch something for adults!" Sun Yicheng: "Huh?" He put on headphones and a pair for Xiao Man. After seeing that there were no other people on either side of the seats, he motioned to Xiao Man: "Come on, let's play!" The screen is full of yellow little people walking around. His face fell. Xiao Man blinked: "This is what adults watch. By the way, you can practice your English listening, hehe~" Animation for adults, "The Simpsons." ———————————————————— The text of the new article "Why is the top guy like that" has been completed, welcome to read and collect it! Tan Sisi, a young artist, failed in singing and dancing. He debuted at the 25th place in the talent show and started his own path of confusion. In order to earn a living, she put down her body and face, specializing in teasing and pranking male artists. Wherever he went, male artists were teased until they were speechless and choked, or they were chased and fled in all directions. The show's effect was perfect! A barrage of bullets floated across the screen: "There is no man that our sister Tan can't handle, no tofu that we can't eat, and no oil that we can't mop up!" Fans and passers-by, in line with the principle that watching the excitement is not too big a deal, sent Mu Xi, the most cold-hearted "National White Moonlight" in the film industry, to her show. Just when everyone was eagerly waiting to see how the female gangster would defeat the Flower of the High Mountain, the show suddenly changed its style. She wanted to take off his coat, but he took the initiative to let her take off his tie and unbutton his coat, exposing his Adam's apple and collarbone to her. She arrogantly asked him to call her "baby", but he refused and called her softly, tenderly and affectionately. She lied about being his girlfriend in front of his friends, and not only did he admit it generously, but he even became jealous because she said a few more words to her friends. He doesn't talk much, but he always catches people by surprise. She talked a lot, but he made her blush and became speechless. Fan: This is not what I want to see, I refuse to speculate on CP! Refuse to take advantage of the heat! Passerby: What kind of fairy love is this? It's so damn good, I want to fall into it! After the show ended, Sister Tan pinned it on Weibo: "It's all the result of the show, don't take it seriously." CP fans screamed everywhere. Later. During a live broadcast, netizens asked her again, "Are you and Mu Xi real?" Tan Sisi laughed wildly: "It is now." Such an exaggerated performance gave CP fans collective PTSD: "I don't believe it! It's all the effect of the show!" After the live broadcast ended, the atmosphere in the room was charming. He held her forcefully in his arms, and the two kissed inseparably. Tan Sisi acted coquettishly: "Baby, they don't believe me." The man's voice was hoarse and his breathing was rapid. He licked her ear bones and said, "How about... Turn on the live broadcast now?" 1V1/sc/he For more private information, you can go to Bibo and tell me @ATANGtangtang Intention: Be brave and be yourself, sincerity is the surefire way



