The little mountain god, who had been hiding for hundreds of years, was awakened by the cry.
A little girl broke into the mountain temple, her name was Shi Fei. Because her eldest brother was getting married to a vixen who had been fighting with her for more than ten years and had a sworn hatred. She drank and cried and prayed for three hours, begging the gods to help her.
Although I am not interested in human love, I think this is my only prayer for hundreds of years.
So the little mountain god followed Shi Fei home.
But there is a problem. The little mountain god has no magic power because it has not been worshiped all year round.
Shi Fei came up with many ways to break up the two people, such as:
"Making a vixen ugly?"
Little Mountain God: I can't.
"Let the vixen have an accident and lose an arm or a leg?"
Little Mountain God: I don't dare.
"Use a blindfold to make it difficult for the vixen to look directly at the man!"
Little Mountain God: This is okay! I'll try it now... Is 5 seconds enough?
Shi Fei:......
When she was helpless, she glanced at the outstanding beauty of the little mountain god and said casually: "How about you seduce my brother."
Little Mountain God:......
It's very difficult, but for the sake of incense, you can give it a try.
In the end, the little mountain god lived up to his trust, and the marriage between the eldest brother and the vixen was settled. However, Shi Fei Youtian heard her brother asking an expert for advice on the rules for marrying the mountain god.
Shi Fei:......
Brother, you told me earlier that you like men! ! !
[Big brother: There is a huge reward for who spread rumors that I was getting married. If I find this person, I want to thank him in person.
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