Time travel to Hokage and be a loser.
Making peace is worse than making money, making love is worse than making money, making men is worse than making money, yes, my dream is to live my life in Konoha as a low-key rich man.
Then he went to the Akatsuki organization to get Itachi.
Everyone: Then shouldn't you go and do Kakuzu?
Hostess: At this age, I can't do anything.
Brother Weasel: I only have the advantage of age?
Hostess: Nonsense, you are quite rich too.
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To put it simply, it is the entangled deeds of the good-for-nothing funny girl Akane Natsukawa and the cold-blooded god Itachi. The timeline is written from Konoha to the Akatsuki Organization.
The heroine has traveled from modern times and has a God's perspective and a not so good blood inheritance limit.
No OOC, no Mary Sue, the general direction is the same as the original plot.
The whole text contains both sweet and sadistic moments (not pure sweetness or pure sadism, please read this with caution), with humor and sadomasochism interspersed in the narrative.
The Weasel Bar has synchronized updates, which have been posted before, and the deep hole is slowly being filled.
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I came into this world when I was 11 years old and met you.
You left my world at the age of 21, a full ten years.
"How many decades can life last?" Xia Chuanqian gently shook the pale hand of the person beside the bed, and the coldness in her palm spread throughout her body.
Itachi said nothing and lay quietly on the bed, his face calm and soft, as if he was just sick and fell asleep.
She remembered the first time she saw him, he was also lying on the bed in the ward, and the hand he handed over the tissue was white and clean.
Purpose: People live just to make (money) handsome men! !