I, Eduardo Saverin,
Excellent graduate of Ravenclaw,
Participants in the Battle of Hogwarts,
Special Advisor to the Human Integration Logistics Support Bureau of the United States Ministry of Magic,
Cousin of Kaka, Son of God,
One of the co-founders of Facebook,
Another ex-boyfriend of founder Mark Zuckerberg,
Getting married soon!
Kaka/Mark: It doesn't matter, I will take action.
"What's the name of Edu's marriage partner?"
"It seems to be called Harry Potter?"
"Are you serious? Is a man named Eduardo going to marry Harry Potter now? Has Edu watched too much "Harry Potter"?!"
Intent: TSN HP football fanfic