[Two heroines in this book]
Flashback version introduction - The archaeological team unearthed a long sword from a thousand years ago. One side of the sword was engraved with "wind" and "cloud", and the other side was engraved with "Made in China".
Romantic version introduction - I traveled thousands of years ago to meet you, for a growth, for a rescue, and for a friendship that is engraved in my heart.
Introduction
(1) Yi Fengxiao: This is called a mobile phone, not a monster. This is called a power bank, not a firefly that looks like a brick. This is called playing games, not shadow puppetry.
What I need is a jack. Not all things with holes are called jacks. Yours is called a teacup.
What I need is WiFi, your name is Tiger, Tiger! Sisters! Our dialects are not very different! The pronunciation of WiFi and tiger are very different!
Yun Wan'er: This is called a centipede, and it's edible. This is called a rat, and it is a great source of nourishment in times of famine.
Oil lamp? There's a curfew, so why use oil lamps? Stay up? The monks in the temple said that if you don't sleep late at night, you will encounter evil spirits! Playing games? Do you want to play Cuju or Doucao?
This is called menstrual cloth, "sanitary napkin"? What is that? Cotton? Can't afford it. But isn't there plant ash? Bath soap? Isn't there plant ash? Soap for shampooing your hair? Isn't there plant ash?
(2) Yun Wan'er: It is the rule of my daughter's house not to walk in skirts and to smile without showing my teeth. If you are a chivalrous and righteous woman, why should you care about red tape?
Yi Fengxiao: You are a top wallflower...
Complete the short article
The heroine without CP: "The First Female Military Marquis"
Lily Xiang: "She poached the idol's corner"
Random talk: "The scumbag is the queen of women"
Purpose: To act chivalrously and uprightly, to hoe the strong and help the weak.