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My name is Long, and everyone calls me Aaron. I am an orphan, so I don't have a surname. There used to be many legends about me among the underground forces, but that is already in the past. Now I am the father of a child.
——Well, the child came here on his own initiative.
In order to support Lu Bu, I joined the Women's Association of the neighborhood committee and successfully learned the experience of being a single dad from the experience taught by the members. For example, when doing housework, you should pay attention to the gaps in tiles, when buying meat, you should be careful not to be fooled under the store lights, you often have to squat down to read cheap medicines in pharmacies, and the freshest dates in supermarkets are often placed near the back, etc.
Having said that, I feel that the frequency of picking up children has become more and more recent, and I am a bit tight financially.
Ranpo suggested that I write a novel. Maybe some readers would like to read about the years when I became a Yakuza thug? Tsk, forget it, bloody and violent things will affect the growth of teenagers. If you bite the bullet and write it, you will be directly complained.
A Zhi suggested that I find a woman to support me. What's going on with this kid? He has some bad ideas at a young age, and this kid actually takes the initiative to demonstrate by himself. No, I have to find a way to get rid of this idea, and I'm not allowed to play truant anymore!
Hui suggested that I open a noodle shop. I think this suggestion is good. This child is relatively taciturn, but he is a good child. However, although your hair looks a little prickly, it doesn't matter. There will always be a shampoo that suits you. Don't be discouraged, Hui.
Jingguang suggested that I become a tutor. This is a good idea. It will give me a lot of free time, and I think this child can start cooking at a young age. He has perfect cooking skills and will definitely inherit my legacy and become an excellent dad in the future.
Mukuro suggested that I use his genjutsu to eat and drink. Although this is a good idea, your father has been doing nothing for many years and decided to be a good and law-abiding citizen, so you can't do this, you know?
Gintoki suggested that I learn to destroy it in time. He said that if you have no money, you can mortgage the other children (especially Aji and Nana) to those weird squid (Reborn Ogai Gojo Satoru and others). Silly children, I will show you what to eat, and you should quickly kick this idea of "taking bamboo shoots" out of your mind!
Alas, raising children is so difficult, but why do I receive a bunch of "acceptance notices" from various companies for no reason? Who is secretly sending me resumes?
Ranbu (hiding his merits and fame): Huh, so writing novels is the easiest thing.
Read warning:
1. The protagonist of this article comes from the protagonist Aaron in the anime "The Way of the Househusband", but because this article is non-CP, he does not have a wife. Here he is a single dad;
2. This article does not follow the original plot, but mixes it all together, focusing on the daily flow (it does not rule out that there is a little more plot in the writing);
3. Although the copy is in the first person, the text is in the third person;
4. To be added, [copywriting to be modified]
Note: The copy of this article was screenshotted on March 10, 2023.
Purpose: Educating children should start from infancy