Apollo, Look, It's Hou Yi Shooting the Sun!

Apollo's prophecy skills have made a small breakthrough, but the sunny and cheerful boy can't laugh at all. While other Greek gods were partying and enjoying their divine life, Apollo AKA. The sun of ancient Greece was huddled in the corner, looking at the [prophecies] that kept appearing in his mind, with a sad face. [Good morning, dear viewers, Shenxian TV has set up a special reporting team, which will give you an all-round presentation of the whole process of Hou Yi shooting the sun... We can now see Hou Yi picking up the Tong Bow Su Rui given by Emperor Jun, drawing the bow and arrow, and aiming at the sun in the sky... Beautiful, the arrow hit the red heart, a bursting fireball instantly appeared in the sky, and a blurry figure fell straight down, that is the incarnation of the sun...] Apollo: Wait, what did he do? I'll ask him again what did he do? [... The story of Hou Yi and Chang'e is still talked about even in modern times. Here, this department has to remind you that all modern gods should abide by male ethics, adhere to the monogamy system, stabilize the power of their beliefs, and be careful of being backlashed and losing their qualifications to be gods...] Apollo: It's a joke. Gods are born. How could they collapse because of something like this? As for the elixir that quickly became a god, it must be the only precious thing in the world—— [Good news! Laojun has realized the mechanized production of elixir, and after the upgrade, it can produce 50,000 pills per day, which greatly broadens the path for mortals to become gods! ] Apollo: It's so crowded... But the power of the gods has become stronger, right? [... In order to capture the monkey demon who has entered the divine palace, the god king sent one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, four heavenly kings, and eighteen dragnets... Faced with their encirclement, the monkey king used the clone technique to defeat it in an instant without any effort. It was unstoppable. This move is really wonderful! ] Apollo: My silence is deafening. Jpg ... In the new era, all walks of life are deeply involved, and the Ministry of Modern Immortals is no exception. For the power of faith, the departments jointly launched the program "Review of Myths with Chinese Characteristics in the New Era", adhering to the basic principles of "people-oriented, never forgetting the original intention, and working hard", and issued a declaration of involution in the new era. The ancient Greek god who accidentally received this channel was scolded so badly that his eyes went black. ——Why aren't you working hard? How can a god of your age sleep? Why don't you have any ambition at all? Don't you know what it means to have ten thousand people fighting for one position? ——What position do you hold? Have you lost your fighting spirit at such a young age? Don't you know that your position is still being watched by other gods? ——If you can do it, do it. If you can't do it, get out. Change it to another god. People don't want to raise useless gods nowadays. #Get PDF scriptures and share online cloud disks! # #When I wake up and fall to the top of the merit list, will Buddha forgive the believers who burn electronic incense, knock electronic wooden fish and make false accounts?# #Now all audience members, please put down your mobile phones and listen to Laojun's lecture. # # Audience friends, please turn on your mobile phone now. Just shake the screen to share tens of billions of merit subsidies! # Mission: World harmony, mutual help