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Copywriting of this article:
During the day, Che Xiaoxiao is an 18th-tier entertainer in the entertainment industry, and at night, she is an anchor at Alphabet station who learns history from her fans.
After learning that the First Emperor unified the six kingdoms and established the Qin Empire, a barrage appeared:
[The First Emperor: My achievements are unmatched by anyone throughout the ages, and Qin can continue them for thousands of generations. ]
The tone is very proud and proud.
But the next second Che Xiaoxiao read: "Qin II died, Liu Bang established the Han Dynasty."
The man suddenly became furious and went out with his sword to beat his son.
Fusu was beaten shortly after his rebirth: "???"
Che Xiaoxiao thought the fans were playing tricks and laughed it off.
Soon she learned that Emperor Wu ascended the throne and sighed smoothly: "No matter how powerful Emperor Wu is, he can't stop Xuanzong's prosperity in the Kaiyuan Dynasty and the decline of the Later Tang Dynasty."
Fans playing cosplay memes appeared on the barrage again.
[Wuhuang Benhuang: Who is Xuanzong? Why did Tang Dynasty decline? ]
After learning the answer, she summoned her grandson to the palace overnight and asked the most conservative-minded gentleman to teach him what ethics were and the ten dangers of being addicted to women.
Young Li Longji: "???"
There were more and more fans who loved making jokes in the live broadcast room, and Che Xiaoxiao didn't think much about it until one day when she went to film a movie and forgot to turn off the live broadcast room. When she was being bullied by others, a man over 1.9 Meters tall and wearing a black robe suddenly appeared with a long sword and said with a fierce expression: "How dare you touch my people?"
The empress in a luxurious dragon robe also appeared soon...
Looking at the people appearing out of thin air one by one, Che Xiaoxiao was completely stunned.
This world is crazy...
The ancient emperors all ran away...
[Reading Guide]:
1. Parallel world setting will make history regretful.
2. The focus is on the family lines of historical figures.
3. The heroine has a few emotional lines in the later stage, and the cp is a descendant of Qin.
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Copywriting:
Jiang Zhi, who was always unconsciously venomous, turned into a cold sword. In her grief, she was forced to watch a bloody drama in which a father abandoned his wife and children and ran away.
The child named Azheng was holding the sword left by her father with tears in her eyes. She obviously wanted to comfort her, but as soon as she said it, she turned into: "Little crybaby, your dad has already gone to pursue wealth. Even if you cry a lot, will your dad still be able to swim back?"
The child's crying stopped abruptly.
When Jiang Zhizheng was upset, the talent cultivation system came belatedly, saying that as long as she helped the child in front of her ascend to the throne, she would be granted a human body and receive random blessing bags, including but not limited to martial arts secrets, high-yielding seeds, papermaking techniques, gunpowder, etc...
Jiang Zhi:?
Who ascends the throne? This crybaby? What a joke! !
She couldn't believe it anymore, but for the sake of her own health, Jiang Zhi could only try to "comfort" the child when he was frustrated.
"It's okay, I just can't even pick up the sword. Your father should have a new son by this time, and he will definitely be better than you."
"Hey, it's hard to be beaten by your mother. She makes love to wild men all day long, and she might run away with him one day."
"Tsk, tsk, it's just that you were despised. You are still angry and don't practice martial arts. That's great. They will bully you next time."
She expressed regret every time she said it, but the effect was unexpected. Ah Zheng cheered up every time and threatened her with gritted teeth that she had better not turn into a human being, otherwise he would definitely kill her alive.
Jiang Zhi, who didn't take these words seriously: "Okay, I'll wait for you."
Later, Azheng was only one step away from dominating the world. Someone assassinated him during the celebration banquet. Jiang Zhi subconsciously said: "I just said that opening champagne at halftime is not a good idea. Look, this is going to be overturned..." The car was over.
Before she finished speaking, she heard the assassin shouting, "Ying Zheng, suffer death!"
Jiang Zhi heard the keyword: "???"
Wait, what kind of policy is Ying? ? !
Ah Zheng is the First Emperor? ? ? ! !
Hiss, let her think about what Azheng once said he would do to her. Oh, it was to be chopped up alive, so is it still too late for her to run away with the scabbard?
At this moment, Ying Zheng, who suddenly couldn't draw his sword, said: "?"
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Woohoo, I wanted to write a warm and relaxed copy, but it seems to be wrong. The heroine is venomous and soft-hearted. Her mouth is one step faster than her brain. She does not mean to be sarcastic. She is venomous one second and feels crazy and guilty and apologizes the next.
Purpose: Love and Peace
Reader comments
So cute, Nuo... It feels like the body spots have faded...
Apart from the mother-in-law, all the other women were taken away. Hahaha, are the groomsmen of Lanyu Monk Temple already so horny and thirsty that they are so crazy? Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have to let the little girl go, you beasts, ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Repeatedly smearing and then whitewashing, this is a bit. . . . . Well, all I can say is that this boy is definitely not innocent. . . .
So cute, Nuo... It feels like the body spots have faded...
Apart from the mother-in-law, all the other women were taken away. Hahaha, are the groomsmen of Lanyu Monk Temple already so horny and thirsty that they are so crazy? Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have to let the little girl go, you beasts, ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Repeatedly smearing and then whitewashing, this is a bit. . . . . Well, all I can say is that this boy is definitely not innocent. . . .
Hhhhhh interesting