Simplified copywriting:
She and him and him and him.
Happy escape version copy:
The role I liked was played to a pulp by a vase, so I persistently stalked that hot little star for five years.
Five years, comrades! ! !
In the past five years, I have been checking in constantly, from Tieba to Weibo Super Chat;
For five years, I quarreled with Lin Enzeng, a big fan, but eventually we became close friends;
The analysis post "Lin Entropy is really not good" written five years ago has been supporting half of Lin's black fans on the post bar, but now no one cares about it——
Lu Li quit the entertainment industry for a long time and changed his stage name back to his real name. From the entertainment industry to the painting industry, fans who once shouted "Brother Entropy is the most handsome" have long since climbed up the wall. Only a few die-hard fans reminded him.
"Brother, the girl is still here. Battlefield has changed Weibo. I just sent you New Year greetings. Should we reply or not?"
Lu Li: "..."
Lu Li: "Go back. It would be rude not to."
Although the filming of the TV series was unsatisfactory, I was deeply moved by the unexpected fan-artist touches——
"Mommy! The rice is hungry and delicious!"
Sticking with my wife ~ hee hee ~
After successfully hooking up with my wife, she agreed to have sex with me!
See my wife!
The young man standing under the tree is tall and thin, and he looks damn familiar - I can recognize it even after the forest has been darkened for a long time and turned to ashes.
I quickly turned around and sent a message: "Madam, the feng shui here is not good, how about we meet somewhere else?"
"Okay." The person behind said, "Where do you want to go?"
I looked back in despair, messy, petrified, and broken.
"Lu, Teacher Lu."
"Why do you call me so unfamiliar?" He raised his eyebrows leisurely, "I still like hearing you call me 'Mommy' the most."
"..."
Lin Enzeng, who has been out of the entertainment industry for many years and has firmly occupied the role of Bai Yueguang in domestic entertainment due to his good looks, has once again become a hot topic with a photo of holding hands.
The latest blog post by Lin Enzenzeng's number one anti-fan: "Witness the devout believers at dusk, and give birth to hypocritical support at the peak."
Shown below: Lin Entropeng just liked it.
"Translation: Heizi has become a sister-in-law."
——The number one hot comment said.
"Yesterday I was still kissing my wife. Who do you think I am today?"
*2023.3.8 Copywriting will be recorded.
*The wife is an acquaintance meme originated from the Internet.
*Group portrait. Evil heroine = the only protagonist. The male partner is not only the one mentioned in the copywriting, the one mentioned in the copywriting is the hooker-wife. Male crush.
*Serious drama, bloody, white text.
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