I Am a Prince in the Han Dynasty

After fetal transmutation, he became Liu Ying, the son of Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant. Liu Ying is very happy to have a father and a mother, and runs around with the family dog ​​every day. The child is good at everything, but he speaks too sincerely, which makes the parents very worried. When Liu Bang came home, Liu Ying shouted: "Mom, that bitch has come home!" Liu Bang: "???" Good boy, your father is a piece of shit, so who are you? ，："！" ："......" ，，， Liu Ying turned back: "Mom, you scratched me so much, haha... Mom, what's wrong with your hand? In order not to hit me, you would rather get hurt yourself. I'm so sorry!" Lu Pheasant: "..." When Liu Bang ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, Mrs. Qi coveted the position of prince. On the grounds that Ruyi was born in a noble family, she wanted Liu Bang to be crowned prince instead. When Liu Ying and Lu Pheasant heard this, Lu Pheasant was angry, but he agreed with his face: Brother Ruyi is very expensive and valuable, and you can exchange him for a lot of food. Mrs. Qi complained: "Your Majesty, look at the prince, his words are so derogatory to Ruyi. If you were gone, he would eat me and Ruyi alive." Liu Ying was surprised: "Huh? You want to die, but I don't eat people." Lu Pheasant: "..." His anger subsided. Liu Bang: "..." My son, please stop talking. Reading guide: 1. Parallel time and space, it is not the official history of the Han Dynasty, no research is needed, I am not a historian, the food I wrote is my fault Mission: Use history as a mirror and look to the future